Screwed

00:00:05 [electricity buzzing and crackling]

00:04:43 - I HOPE YOUR DICK ROTS OFF.

00:08:54 - SHE HAS A DATE

00:13:51 CONDOMS ARE ON ME.

00:17:20 SO YOU SHOULD COME TO THAT.

00:21:51 [relaxed jazzy music]

00:26:34 OOH.

00:30:47 [lively salsa music]

00:35:06 NOW, WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU'RE A ENGLISH MAJOR

00:40:27 - [gasping]

00:44:47 - SORRY, I'M LISTENING TO YOUR MOM

00:48:53 YOU KNOW, THAT-- ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS.

00:53:03 ¶ I HOPE THAT SHE KNOWS I'M THE ONE ¶

00:57:07 - FOR WHAT?

01:01:15 YEESH.

01:05:01 YOU WERE NEVER INTO STUFFED ANIMALS.

01:09:18 - BY ALL MEANS, COME IN.

01:13:30 - AND--AND YOU SLEPT WITH JEN BECAUSE...

01:18:19 - WELL, I NEEDED YOU TO KNOW THAT PART OF MY LIFE

01:23:09 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FINE.

01:27:38 OH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE GUY?

01:32:10 SO THEN WE THOUGHT, OKAY, HERE'S THE PLOT:

01:35:50 - MEANING I HAVE TIME FOR MY OWN LEISURELY PURSUITS?

01:40:02 [echoing moan]