Screwed

00:00:38 Willard! Bring in the videocassette recorder.

00:04:59 Come, gentlemen, l'd like to show you the Bun room. l'm sure you'll love it.

00:07:54 l thought of something that l knew you'd be thrilled to death with!

00:10:40 And if they don't pay, we start hacking off her fingers.

00:14:50 l'm gonna buy me a four-star chicken hole.

00:19:02 Not that l know of.

00:21:37 Miss Crock, l'm begging you, please!

00:24:28 We thought we were buying your wholesome American image.

00:27:06 Like maybe if we borrowed a corpse.

00:30:49 ''l don't know.''

00:33:18 Don't worry, ma'am. That ballpark is so gigantic...

00:36:42 Mister!

00:40:37 But you were not blindfolded on the video.

00:43:10 You're so defeatist!

00:46:11 That's the guy. No question. That's the kidnapper.

00:50:01 You can't park there! That's a tow-away zone!

00:53:18 -God! -l got you!

00:56:25 All l meant was that they couldn't complain to the police.

00:58:45 ...and the kidnappers got away.

01:01:07 What?

01:03:35 Willard, this is a cop car. Should we really be taking a cop car?

01:06:28 What did you say?

01:09:30 Yuck!

01:12:07 That is ridiculous! How dare you!