Schmigadoon! — S02E01 — Welcome to Schmicago

00:00:57 - And there's his little foot.

00:02:04 You're going to jail. Doctor jail.

00:03:07 What's wrong?

00:04:20 I feel like this is around where we saw the bridge.

00:05:43 What was that?

00:07:36 I don't think that's the mayor.

00:10:02 - Oh, so we... Oh. Yeah. - Yeah.

00:10:48 but as we all know, you can never return to Schmigadoon.

00:11:45 Yeah. You know, like, when you rhyme "time" with "fine."

00:12:32 Mm-hmm. Hmm.

00:13:26 No kidding.

00:14:08 Checkout is 10:00 a.m. sharp.

00:15:04 I'm Jenny. Jenny Banks.

00:15:47 We're going to have the most marvelous time together, the three of us.

00:16:37 How are men in charge of anything?

00:19:58 - Interesting. - Mel...

00:20:56 - Oh. N... - Should... Should we?

00:21:49 Every single home and business in Schmicago is powered

00:22:39 If you'll excuse me.

00:25:50 - I actually need to go powder my nose too. - Mm-hmm.

00:27:06 Oh, shit. What about the flat? Can we drive on the rim?

00:28:05 I don't know. But what I do know is I hate that freaking leprechaun.

00:28:56 Is that him?

00:31:11 - ♪ Now we're kaput ♪ - ♪ Now we're kaput ♪