Scary Movie 5

00:00:10 I just don't want to make one of these tapes

00:03:46 Lindsay, sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of.

00:06:39 Yo, I think they gone.

00:09:13 I'm gonna take that reward money, and I'm gonna buy me

00:12:05 It's fine. They'll warm up to you.

00:14:18 You've just got to talk in a baby voice.

00:17:19 Males pee standing up, females pee sitting down.

00:21:07 and demanding role in all of ballet... The swan queen.

00:24:42 No, it's this house. I... I feel it.

00:28:39 I don't like it, you don't like it, I don't like it.

00:32:17 Mama told me.

00:35:53 but I'll send my cousin tomorrow with the white van.

00:38:37 No. Yes.

00:43:37 Oh, my God! Apes are inside the house!

00:46:41 Yes. I need to find out about an evil book.

00:49:55 "Gort klaatu barada nikto."

00:52:56 Jody was nervous about what she might find at the cabin

00:57:49 I really believed something happened between us last night.

01:00:29 There it is. Oh!

01:04:29 Why did I think you could be intelligent?

01:08:41 So much.

01:12:35 This is not ballet. No, it the hell ain't.

01:17:54 We're good. We're good.

01:27:48 You were driving.