Scary Movie 5

00:00:10 I just don't want to make one of these tapes

00:03:44 Charlie, I'm scared.

00:06:26 Just one? Just one.

00:08:58 Ain't no black superheroes. I'm on it.

00:11:49 No, sweetheart. Not daddy.

00:13:55 Maybe we should put him in the carrier.

00:16:36 I hope Caesar is not just a big waste of time and money.

00:20:16 Just give it a shot. Look what I found earlier.

00:23:47 Kathy, lily, Aidan?

00:26:20 Uncle Dan, what is this? Beaded floss?

00:30:51 we will have a new swan queen

00:35:04 Babe, I heard something. What?

00:37:15 - Wait, I don't think he can breathe! - He's a pro!

00:42:05 for the past two years, our own Dan Sanders has been

00:44:41 Look, are you sure you're ok?

00:47:57 It's red. Oh. I'm color-blind.

00:51:17 Shut the hell up!

00:55:31 I'm the king of the world! Woo! Woo!

00:58:48 Bad girl.

01:01:54 ♪ over the hills and everywhere

01:05:05 But I believed in Caesar. I thought he was different.

01:09:17 Oh, my God. What happened to the car?

01:13:07 and apes need to take over this planet.

01:18:20 What does all this have to do with the ballet?