Scary Movie 3

00:00:18 I hate television. Gives me headaches.

00:05:26 Sue! What are you doing out here?

00:08:07 Please. I'm not a minister anymore. I lost my faith that terrible night.

00:10:51 - Uncle George! - Hey, sweetie, come here.

00:14:14 Anyway, I left a number where I can be reached on the table.

00:17:00 - What are you guys talking about? - George, you need somethin'?

00:19:18 - Joe! Joe! Joe! - No, they're sayin': "Go! Go! Go!"

00:21:51 My middle name's Lance My grandma's from France

00:25:06 - Cindy! - Forget it, I am not falling for it again.

00:29:22 She was hit by a truck and she's pinned against a tree.

00:32:41 - They're blank. - Turn them around, honey.

00:35:47 and you're pressing up against me.

00:39:49 Sorry!

00:42:20 What vase? Oh, sorry. I didn't know.

00:45:13 What you gonna brush now? What you gonna brush now?

00:48:27 There's plenty of room under the covers. It's a hot night.

00:51:42 - Get me the president. - You are the president.

00:55:21 Okay, okay.

00:57:38 Very few Presidents have faced a crisis like this.

01:00:09 Oh, no.

01:02:44 George!

01:06:28 Ah, good! The Air Force is here with those new round planes.

01:09:16 This used to be their farm! She died right here!

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