Saving Silverman

00:01:07 That concert rocked and rolled. I know because I was there.

00:04:46 L....

00:09:24 Herbrother was The Dog-faced Boy.

00:12:20 -You should be. -I am. I am.

00:16:06 Judy, awesome to meet you.

00:19:01 I'll stand.

00:22:34 This has led to increased wanking off.

00:25:28 I want you to laugh like he just said something.

00:28:54 Remember, in science, I was lighting farts with the Bunsen burner...

00:32:09 -No, Damien. -Dude, she's Vader.

00:37:38 I never want to see your face oryour fake butt again.

00:41:37 Come on.

00:45:13 No touchdown. He's out-of-bounds.

00:48:15 For God's sakes, when will you give up this idea that I'll go out with Sandy?

00:51:28 Thanks.

00:55:09 -Do you want to have dinner tonight? -I can't.

01:00:05 She listened.

01:03:12 If there was, you've already met and she's killed herself or become gay.

01:06:42 ...I need to know that you want marriage and a family.

01:11:14 Yeah, and then you found Darren.

01:14:50 -Listen, coach-- -We have ghosts.

01:18:29 And they fed me, like, crushed potato chips under the door.

01:22:13 What is that?

01:25:19 ...this love story will have one.