Saved!

00:01:39 I've been born-again my whole life.

00:05:39 How could my boyfriend be gay?

00:09:57 Well, I went rollerblading, water-skiing, learned to kickbox.

00:13:11 Cassandra Edelstein was the only Jewish to ever attend American Eagles.

00:16:52 So, I figured they would've sent you to a special school by now.

00:20:37 There we go! All right.

00:23:41 Do you wanna go wait in the van again? Do you know these are new pants!

00:26:29 God wasn't just smiling down on me...

00:30:59 Who cares?

00:35:26 Having a child is like owning a car...

00:38:13 I've got something to show you.

00:41:00 You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.

00:44:09 So, what's your plan? It's too late for the big A.

00:47:51 We should go.

00:51:22 About that, I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead.

00:55:04 You get their attention, and then you hit them with the message

00:58:41 - Yeah. - She's beautiful.

01:01:22 - Oh, my gosh. - I'm so excited.

01:05:33 Dean has been here for almost a year, okay?

01:11:15 Don't get angry, but I got you a really sexy dress.

01:14:45 Why are they here?

01:19:04 - Hil... - Get away from me!

01:23:06 Be a warrior, Hilary Faye!

01:27:43 ... but in the meantime we'll be trying to figure it out... together.