Saturday Night Live — S05E20 — Buck Henry/Andrew Gold

00:00:01 LAST SEPTEMBER WHEN THE 1980

00:02:08 FROM THEIR SUNDAY PAPER. THE LITTLE PEOPLE OF THIS

00:04:31 WELL, OLLIE, I KNOW POLLSTERS ARE A CAREFUL BREED.

00:08:14 FIRST, FROM MIDLAND, TEXAS, LUCY LAWLER.

00:10:15 IF THAT'S THE KIND OF COMEDY WE CAN EXPECT FROM THIS GUY, I THINK WE'RE IN FOR SOME BIG

00:13:17 I UNDERSTAND HE WAS TURNED AWAY AT THE DOOR. LORD CARDIGAN?

00:15:41 THAT INVENTION OF YOURS? YES, DOUCHEBAG, JUST WHAT KIND OF AN INVENTION

00:18:20 STARING HINDU ♪ ♪ THAT'S ALL I KNOW AND THAT'S JUST WHAT MY KIN DO ♪

00:21:36 THE FLY ARE A-BUZZIN' ♪ ♪ THE FIELD IS AN EYESORE THERE'S BABIES BY THE DOZEN ♪

00:27:34 UPDATE" NEWS TEAM. HERE ARE ANCHORPERSONS BILL MURRAY AND JANE CURTIN.

00:29:44 WITH PABLO PICASSO. FROM NOW THROUGH SEPTEMBER 1st, NEW YORK'S GALLERY OF

00:31:42 HER MOTHER HAD JUST TAKEN HER THROUGH THIS EXHIBIT. IT IS A LARGE ONE, SOME 7,000

00:34:31 BACK TO YOU, HANE.

00:36:37 WELL, MR. FEDER, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON IN MOUNT ST. HELENS 'CAUSE I,

00:38:49 AGAINST THE WALL OF THE THEATER. AND SHE SAT ON THE ARMREST NEXT TO HER SEAT AND SHE

00:41:21 TO SLIP AWAY EARLY. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT.

00:43:35 OR TANGLED BEDS OF SEAWEED, AND WATCH OUT FOR THAT OLD ELECTRIC EEL!

00:46:18 THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT I'D LEAVE ARTHUR AND MOVE BACK TO SAN FRANCISCO

00:48:54 GUYS AND GIRLS ♪ ♪ BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SERVE SOMEBODY ♪

00:51:13 HI, I'M YVONNE HUDSON AND THIS IS MY LOVE JONES. THAT'S RIGHT, FERREL JONES.

00:54:03 COUNTESS LUCIANA PALERMO. FROM THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER,

00:56:10 FROM KENNEDY? OH, NO. BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN

00:58:20 NOW, YOU WANNA UNWIND, LAY BACK, AND REACH FOR SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY GONNA SATISFY.

01:06:14 YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I SAY... GOODNIGHT.