Saturday Night Live — S05E19 — Steve Martin/Paul and Linda McCartney

00:00:01 Announcer: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WILL BE DELAYED SO THAT WE MAY BRING YOU THIS EXCLUSIVE

00:02:18 AND ALL THE WOMEN IN ITALY, THEY WENT AND HAD THIS. AND THEN THIS ACTOR, HIS NAME IS

00:04:22 SOMEBODY ELSE TO OPEN THE SHOW. BUT I KNOW PAUL IS GONNA BE VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED.

00:08:45 MOM AND DAD AND GRANDMA AND UNCLE TOM, WHO WAVES HIS PENIS.

00:11:50 EMELIA CANE. BOB LIONEL.

00:14:39 HAVE WE MADE YOU THINK IT'S SEX? WELL, IT ISN'T.

00:16:59 PLEASE WELCOME WILLIS GASTON!

00:19:08 WELL, LOOK AT THE COVER, IT'S RIGHT... FREEZE!

00:21:01 DON'T... AH, AH... BUTTON UP, WISE GUY.

00:23:04 TO EXPLAIN. I'LL SAY. FREEZE!

00:27:34 ♪ WATCHING ALL NIGHT TELEVISION GOT THE PICTURES IN MY HEAD ♪ ♪ WATCHING

00:29:55 TIME BEING, YOU SHOULD USE YOUR SHIRT SLEEVES UNTIL THE SUMMER, WHEN YOU CAN USE YOUR FOREARM.

00:31:44 WAS MINIATURIZED TO THE SIZE OF A THIMBLE AND DROPPED INTO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN TODAY.

00:33:42 THINKS IT'S A BUST. COULD BE, REALLY. BUT I THINK I KNOW HOW TO GET

00:37:30 LUCKY TO SCARE OFF THAT LION AND TAKE ITS PREY. THE LION KNEW OAKNA,

00:40:09 THANK YOU. TOMORROW, THE MEN HUNT. PERHAPS THE BISON WILL DIE

00:42:42 YES, LET'S HIT THE DIRT. SLEEP IS GOOD. YES.

00:45:54 JUST THE TAPE, OKAY? IT HAS TO BE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TAPE?

00:47:50 AND IT'S GREAT. THE DANCING I HAVE TO DO IS, LIKE, REAL COMPLICATED TO DO,

00:51:13 GET TOGETHER ♪ ♪ WE CAN MAKE IT, STICK WITH ME ♪

00:54:54 OH, YES, YES, YES. THAT'S RIGHT, NANCY, THAT WAS WHERE YOU SAT ON THAT COTTAGE

00:56:49 NOW MR. CARTER HAS HAD FOUR YEARS... EXCUSE ME FOR EAVESDROPPING,

01:00:09 LOOK LIKE ME ♪ ♪ IS THAT YOUR CAR? ♪

01:06:14 COSTUME WAS ENTIRELY HAND MADE. GOODNIGHT.