Saturday Night Live — S05E11 — Elliott Gould/Gary Numan

00:00:02 Announcer: SATURDAY NIGHT

00:02:03 IT GOT OUT ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO, SO THEY SHOULD BE HERE

00:06:15 IN JEWESS JEANS ♪ ♪ SHE'S THE JEWESS IN JEWESS JEANS ♪

00:08:39 MONEY FOR ANYTHING YOU WANT. YOU WANNA GIVE ME A BREAK

00:11:00 AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW MUCH I ADMIRED THE KENNEDY FAMILY.

00:13:08 THE ECONOMY. AND I'M SORRY THAT WE CAN'T DISCUSS IRAN AND THE FACT THAT

00:16:23 ♪ SOMEPLACE OVER THE CLOUD THERE'S A PLACE ♪ ♪ A PLACE WHERE THERE

00:20:09 TO GET MARRIED. OH, WELL HOW 'BOUT YOUR CAT, EH?

00:22:55 ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S THE INCREDIBLE MAN ♪ I HOPE WE CAN FIND HIM.

00:25:13 OH... I DON'T THINK THE INCREDIBLE MAN CAN HELP ME. WHY, SURE I CAN.

00:31:39 OF BETTE MIDLER. RONALD REAGAN, WHO 30 YEARS AGO WAS QUESTIONED BY THE HOUSE ON

00:33:40 MRS. NIXON PROBABLY DIDN'T WANNA SEE THE GUYANA MOVIE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, MAYBE SHE WAS AFRAID

00:35:46 J. EDGAR HOOVER. ENTENMANN'S OR... ENTENMANN'S

00:37:58 TO A YOUNGER, LESS INTELLIGENT, LESS EXPERIENCED, AND CERTAINLY LESS ATTRACTIVE SUBSTITUTE,

00:40:25 HELL, MAN, I GET ALL THAT HERE, YOU KNOW? AND YOU ONLY TALKING 'BOUT

00:42:40 I MEAN, HOW CAN I GO TO COLLEGE IF I'M IN HERE? YOU CAN'T.

00:45:24 THANK YOU FOR CALLING. YES, WHAT TIME... Man #3: WHAT TIME IS IT?

00:46:57 HELLO? Man #6: YEAH, IS THIS THE ALL TIME STATION?

00:48:26 PHONES. HELLO, IT'S LOU FOLLETT. YOU'RE ON THE AIR.

00:51:47 AT LAST, WHO SUMMONS ME? OH, HELP, S-SOMEBODY HELP ME! HELP ME, PLEASE!

00:53:53 CHANGE-A-RIDE COUPONS? NO, I NEVER DID. UH, I DON'T MEAN TO SEEM

00:56:08 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN OUR MAJOR CITIES WHO NEED TO BE MOVED QUICKLY, SAFELY, AND

00:58:33 UNTIL RICHARD NIXON DOES ARRIVE. SO, UNTIL THEN, THIS IS FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI

01:06:40 HE HAS TO THINK IT OVER. HE PROBABLY WANTS TO THINK IT OVER.