Saturday Night Live — S05E10 — Chevy Chase/Marianne Faithfull

00:00:13 Man: HONEY, YOU WANNA TURN THAT DOWN PLEASE? I'LL GET IT, JERRY.

00:03:11 I'LL BRING THEM UP, OKAY? I'LL BRING THEM UP. THIS IS SILLY, HENRY,

00:07:03 A FRIEND AND, WHAT DO YOU SAY, YEAH, COME ON, LET'S DO IT. WE'RE GONNA BE KINDA LOOSE

00:10:39 CONSOMMÉ YOGURT AND PUDDING BARS NOT TO MENTION MY FAMOUS PRE-CHEWED STEAKS.

00:13:29 WILL SUCCEED WITH FLYING COLORS. I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO BECOME A HERO.

00:15:48 EPISODE OF THE F.B.I. AND EFREM ZIMBALIST JR. NEVER ACTUALLY LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA.

00:18:31 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU. OKAY, TAKE HIM DOWN

00:24:00 AGAIN, HONEST." AFTER FIVE AND A HALF YEARS IN SELF-IMPOSED EXILE, FORMER

00:26:00 TAKEN JUST LAST WEEK. THIS STRIKING CHANGE HAS BEEN ATTRIBUTED TO COSMETIC SURGERY

00:28:02 AND IF WE LOSE, WE CAN SAY, "OH, SO YOU BEAT US. WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY WEAPONS,

00:30:22 ENVELOPE WHEN HE WAS MARRIED TO AN INSANE WOMAN WHO'S CRAZY AND SMOKED A PIPE ♪

00:33:28 OKAY, I THINK ONE OF YOUR OPPONENTS IS MR. HAYWOOD JONES. I BET THEY CALL YOU WOODY.

00:35:18 HERE'S THE QUESTION. LISTEN CAREFULLY. GOTHAM, THE BIG APPLE,

00:37:18 DOZENS OF THEM! THE SMALLEST DIAMOND ALONE IS WORTH MORE THAN $5,000.

00:39:18 GIVE IT A GOOD SPIN, OKAY? THERE SHE IS, COME ON, MOVE IT. OH, YEAH.

00:41:16 ANYTIME YOU WANNA START, WE'LL START THE CLOCK. UH... UM... WELL, JESUS, MAN,

00:43:59 I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN DO CAREER WEAR. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?

00:46:00 FABULOUS GENTLEMAN. HE IS A TOTALLY TAILORED... WAIT A MINUTE, HERE.

00:47:41 I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW. THAT WE ARE NOT ON COLOR T.V. SO THE PEOPLE COULD SEE

00:49:24 "PAELLA", "PAELLA". WHATEVER, IT'S FABULOUS. MR. BLACKWELL SPEAKING

00:55:26 HE WAS YOUNGER WORKING AT 20th CENTURY FOX. THAT GUY NEVER SEEMED

00:58:04 FRED'S TAPE MACHINE UP THERE AND TRY TO DO A LITTLE UP THERE. AND SO I CAN SEND THIS TAPE OFF

01:00:19 IT'D LOOKED SO PRETTY AND I DO LOVE MY THINGS SO MUCH. CAN'T TELL YOU, I'M THRILLED.

01:06:21 MY GREAT FRIENDS HERE. IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT, THANK YOU!