Saturday Night Live — S05E09 — Teri Garr/The B-52's

00:00:01 Announcer: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WILL BE DELAYED TONIGHT SO THAT NBC CAN PRESENT

00:02:29 PARTICULARLY, FOR ONE OF OUR FAVORITE CORRESPONDENTS. THROUGH A COMPLICATED SERIES

00:06:33 I THINK I SAID THAT, AND I'M EXCITED AND, UH, LET'S JUST GO RIGHT ON AHEAD WITH IT.

00:09:35 MATTER WITH SENATOR KENNEDY?

00:12:04 WELL, JIMMY SAYS HE'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW TO FIND OUT HOW KIMBERLY DOES ON THE TEST.

00:14:11 ANDERSON AT ALL. DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?

00:16:30 SENATOR HOWARD BAKER, FOUND IN A

00:19:51 WORK TONIGHT, AND I'D JUST LOVE TO BORROW ONE OF YOUR FINE PASTEL MONOGRAMMED SWEATERS.

00:22:28 OH, WOW! HI, GIRLS! GEE, GOSH!

00:28:59 THIRD PLACE AND REAP INCREDIBLY LARGE, UNCALLED-FOR PROFITS. WELL, TODAY, NBC PRESIDENT

00:31:08 "WELL, I GUESS I CAN SET UP SOME BRIDGE TABLES AND CHAIRS IN THE BACKYARD," SAID CONKLIN,

00:33:17 WHEATIES COMMERCIAL. THESE PEOPLE ARE IN BUSINESS AND THEY'RE BEEFING BECAUSE IF

00:35:32 WEREN'T SMART ENOUGH. I SEE.

00:37:58 THANK YOU, JANE. WELL, THE "ME" DECADE IS FINALLY OVER AND, AS I PREDICTED RIGHT

00:40:31 OF OUR GREATEST PRESIDENT, ABRAHAM LINCOLN. HE FREED THE SLAVES.

00:42:55 EXACTLY WHO IS EATING ANCHOVIES, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO IS NOT EATING ANCHOVIES.

00:45:32 TAKE A LOOK. IT HASN'T STARTED YET.

00:48:27 AT THE PEAT BOGS AT MIDNIGHT. ♪ I WISH POTATOES

00:52:29 LEON... LEON, I DON'T EVEN SEE WHY I'M HAVING THIS MEETING. I MEAN, I THOUGHT

00:54:25 MILK WITH SOME BOSCO? SURE. WHO'S SHERYL KERSH.

00:56:57 SHE'S NOT A BABY. SHE'S A BIG GIRL AND SHE RUNS A BIG STUDIO.

00:59:33 NOW, SPOT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN ALONG AND FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER BEST FRIEND?

01:01:40 WELL, GEE, I REMEMBER MY FIRST SLEIGH RIDE BUT... OH, NO, IT DIDN'T

01:07:12 I THINK.