Saturday Night Live — S05E08 — Ted Knight/Desmond Child and Rouge

00:00:02 ♪ ♪ Man: THE REPUBLIC OF PANAMA IN COOPERACION WITH THE

00:02:23 YOU TWO CERTAINLY LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING FUN!

00:05:12 WITH TED KNIGHT. STARRING JANE CURTIN,

00:09:43 IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW RELIEVED I AM. WHOO!

00:12:04 YEAH, BOB, WE GOT A COMPLAINT OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT BY A FEMALE EMPLOYEE AGAINST

00:14:06 STORY... PLEASE CONTINUE. WELL, ABOUT THE THIRD WEEK, MR. KRAMER TOOK ME OUT TO LUNCH

00:16:20 DURING THEIR WORKING HOURS. I'M JUST A NORMAL RED-BLOODED AMERICAN GUY.

00:18:39 HEARING DID OCCUR AND THE REST OF THE BOARD WILL TAKE APPROPRIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION

00:23:51 I UNDERSTAND HE DOES SOME OF HIS BEST WORK IN BED." END QUOTE.

00:25:38 BILL! JUST KIDDING, HONEY. IT'S A SURPRISE, THESE ARE

00:27:36 GOTTEN, ONE AFTER THE OTHER, THEY WOULD STRETCH ALL THE WAY TO THE UNIVERSE AND FILL UP THE

00:29:32 THAT POODLE DOG WORKS WITH ME HERE AT NBC! AND HE'S SKATING AROUND,

00:31:14 MIDNIGHT CLEAR ♪ ♪ THAT GLORIOUS SONG OF OLD ♪ ♪ FROM ANGELS BENDING

00:33:48 PLEASE STAY WITH THE SCRIPT. I SEE YOUR PLIGHT AND TAKE PITY ON YOU.

00:36:10 ABIDING IN THE FIELDS WATCHING THEIR FLOCKS BY NIGHT. AND AN ANGEL OF THE LORD

00:39:18 FORGIVE ME, LISA, FOR ACTING LIKE SUCH A CHILD BUT YOU MAKE SUCH A PERFECT MARY

00:42:14 WHERE WE CAME WITH FOUR FINALISTS. THEN, THIS THURSDAY, AT THE

00:44:58 I WILL SHAVE HIM BALD IN 30 MINUTES. IN HOW LONG?

00:51:28 RICH FOODS: TURKEY, EGGNOG, MOM'S PUMPKIN PIE AND YOU'LL BE SEEING

00:54:34 AND A FOURTH... TILL I COULDN'T STOP. I COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF.

00:57:35 THEY'RE GONNA CALL THE POLICE. WELL, YOUR FATHER IS THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS WHERE THE VOLUME

00:59:23 THEY'RE JUST NOT IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, THAT'S ALL.

01:01:31 THAT'S JUST GREAT. JUST IMAGINE WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THIS PLACE ON COLUMBUS DAY.

01:06:30 OF THE 70s SAYING GOODNIGHT AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS.