Saturday Night Live — S05E07 — Martin Sheen/David Bowie

00:00:11 Man: EVER SINCE I WAS A SMALL CHILD, I CAN REMEMBER FEELING

00:05:09 FACT THAT I NEVER LEARNED TO SING OR DANCE AND I'M AFRAID I DON'T TELL JOKES VERY WELL.

00:07:50 LE SHOE. Man: FOR ZE WORK. FOR ZE PLAY.

00:10:47 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? NO, YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. I'M SO EMBARRASSED, YOU KNOW?

00:15:07 OF THE NOUN. "WEEKS" IS PLURAL. THEREFORE, THERE ARE FEWER WEEKS

00:16:57 THE SCHOOL BOARD. THAT'S SHARP. I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHAT

00:18:57 IS WORKING OUT BETTER FOR ME ANYWAY, YOU KNOW? I JUST MISS THE VIEW ALL THOSE

00:23:32 CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER JOE CLARK LOST A VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE IN THE CANADIAN

00:25:31 GET WELL CARD AT THIS ADDRESS: POOR PAHLAVI, PANAMA CITY, PANAMA.

00:27:25 AS YOU CAN SEE HERE, UH, FONDA WEARS JEANS, REDFORD PICKS HER UP IN THE AIR.

00:29:07 THANK YOU. SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAS HAPPENED TO ME.

00:31:24 LIKE CHRISTMAS. IT'S NOT REALLY THAT I DON'T

00:33:59 SURE, SIT DOWN. YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?

00:35:59 PULL THE PLUG WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. YES, SIR.

00:38:20 SURE SOMEBODY'S ANSWERING THAT PHONE. NOW, I GOT EVERYBODY ON

00:40:46 ANOTHER AND... WELL, TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, BE LOOKING FOR THIS GUY

00:42:47 ALWAYS STANDING IN A PILE OF DEAD LEAVES, OK, WITH JUST HIS HEAD STICKING OUT.

00:48:03 DIPPING... THE NERVOUS QUALITY OF IT ALL. WILL HE LIKE ME?

00:51:33 WHO'S GOT MY BATTERY? WHERE'S MY BATTERY? WHERE'S MY BATTERY?!

00:53:41 YOU MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME? NO, NO, HE IS.

00:55:52 HUH, ANY LUCK? NO, NO, BUT THERE'S A LAUNDRY CHUTE.

00:58:50 OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS DR. THOMAS J. DAVIS, AND DR. DAVIS HAS FORMULATED A NEW FIFTH STAGE OF

01:01:00 SILLY, DOCTOR. THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT. YOU'RE ASKING FOR A PUNCH IN

01:06:29 GOOD NIGHT!