Saturday Night Live — S05E06 — Howard Hesseman/Randy Newman

00:00:00 I'M DON KIRSHNER AND WELCOME TO GREAT MOMENTS

00:03:07 YA'LL DO THIS DANCE WITHOUT ME. WAIT, COME BACK, JIMMY. COME BACK, DON'T LEAVE!

00:06:56 IT SEEMS THAT THE AYATOLLAH IS A GREAT FAN OF THE MR. BILL SHOW.

00:09:03 WE'LL WAIT! THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT. AND I THINK WE SHOULD ALL

00:12:06 WE'RE BOB AND LYDELL OF THE BOB AND LYDELL SAVINGS AND LOAN.

00:14:52 YEAH, L-E-W... WAIT A MINUTE. DIDN'T MR. DRYSDALE SAY THAT HE

00:24:20 WEEKEND UPDATE WITH THE WEEKEND UPDATE NEWS TEAM. HERE ARE ANCHOR PERSONS

00:26:18 McDONALD'S REPORTED THIS WEEK THAT IT WILL BE ALTERING THE

00:28:24 CHICO RUN FROM AUTHORITY... BUT, BUT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. DARRELL DAWKINS DOES IT AGAIN.

00:30:29 SOCIAL SCIENCES EDITOR, AL FRANKEN. AL?

00:32:31 HONEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS ABOUT... SCOTT COMING OVER BECAUSE

00:35:19 STILL IS AND... SCOTT IS CHANGING TOO. FOR INSTANCE, I DON'T HATE

00:37:35 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, I MEAN, I'M IN FROM OUTTA TOWN, I'M LONELY, I THINK WHO THE HELL

00:40:27 STEREO 105 "FREE THE HOSTAGES" TIME. YEAH?

00:41:58 RIGHT AT THE POINT WHERE YOU'RE STARTING TO REALLY GET SOME GOOD RATINGS.

00:43:34 OF COMMERCIALS AND WHEN WE COME BACK DO SOME NUTTY STUFF WITH THE MADMAN IN THE MORNING,

00:45:10 AND I'M GONNA RUN A LITTLE LATE THIS MORNING. I'VE GOT A TAPE OF A GUY

00:46:58 THE MONEY TO THE HOSTAGES? YEAH, OR OPEN A TRUST FUND FOR THEM, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

00:48:26 THEY ASKED ME TO COME HERE... I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN, 'CAUSE I'LL MENTION IT

00:51:08 HELPING US AROUND THE HOUSE SO HE COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH THAT GIRLFRIEND OF HIS.

00:54:14 ♪ AND JOHNNY PLAYED LITTLE VIOLIN ♪ ♪ AND BOBBY JOE PLAYED

00:58:57 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'M MEETING HIM FOR LUNCH THIS AFTERNOON.

01:02:29 WE WANNA SLEEP! GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE! Maid: I CLEAN UP!

01:06:19 IN ENGLISH... GOODNIGHT.