Saturday Night Live — S05E04 — Buck Henry/Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

00:00:01 : NO MORE BUCK! NO MORE BUCK! NO MORE BUCK! NO MORE BUCK! NO MORE BUCK!

00:01:59 THIS TO ANYONE, JANE. IT'S A SECRET I'VE BEEN KEEPING TO MYSELF EVER SINCE

00:04:15 ACROSS THE COUNTRY ARE DESTROYED BY DEMONSTRATORS WHENEVER BUCK HOSTS THE SHOW.

00:07:38 THEY'RE CRAZY ABOUT ME. THEY DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A SECOND AND I WANT TO THANK YOU

00:12:05 ONLY TWO FAMILIES ON THIS ISLAND, THE BAILEYS AND THE BRUNDAGES.

00:14:33 WHILE GOING THROUGH HER AFFECTS, I FOUND SOME LETTERS TO A HANNAH BRUNDAGE OF TOAD ISLAND.

00:17:27 THAT'S BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY FOR SOME OF THAT LOOPNER LUNCH PAIL, THAT'S ALL.

00:20:05 OH, THAT'S FUNNY, I FORGOT TO LAUGH.

00:22:40 OF THIS PAINFUL SKIN CONDITION. OH, LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. WELL, I ALWAYS SAY, A MAN

00:24:50 COME ON, MOM, GO! W... WELL, THEN TAKE MY TICKET, HERE.

00:28:37 ♪ DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE A REFUGEE ♪ ♪ OH, BABY, YOU DON'T

00:31:52 NATURAL IS GOOD. NOW, WHAT THESE PEOPLE FORGET IS THAT NATURE IS CHEMICALS.

00:34:43 THE RESULTS OF THE FIRST "WEEKEND UPDATE" GLICKMAN POLL OF PRESIDENT HOPEFULS WERE

00:37:17 THAT'S ANOTHER ONE THERE. ANOTHER ONE, THAT'S ANOTHER ONE."

00:39:54 AND HERE THEY ARE,

00:42:10 BAD TODAY, STAN. YOU KNOW, LUCY'S RIGHT. YOU KNOW, THESE CHESAPEAKE CLAMS

00:44:43 OH, SHE'S SO FULL OF LIFE. LITTLE DEBBIE? THAT'S FUNNY, SHE USUALLY

00:47:05 OH, AREN'T YOU SWEET. OH, WELL, GOOD-BYE. LISTEN, COME BACK SOON.

00:51:07 SEPARATED BODY FRAGMENTS IN AN EASY ONE-STEP METHOD. SPECI-PAKS ARE DESIGNED WITH AN

00:53:35 HAMPTON JUST WANTS ME TO KIND OF SET A FEW GUIDELINES AND, BASICALLY, WHAT HE WANTS ME

00:55:47 OK, OK... JOINT TENANCY BUT SEPARATE DOMICILES. HEY, LOOK, I DON'T

00:57:47 I STUCK WITH YOU ALL THE WAY. BUT WHEN PUSH CAME TO SHOVE, YOU SHOVED.

01:02:09 YOU'RE GOING INTO HIS LANE! THERE'S A, THERE'S A BOY ON A BIKE, ON THE RIGHT SIDE!

01:05:27 9:30, 8:30 MOUNTAIN AND CENTRAL. THIS HAS BEEN DON PARDO...