Saturday Night Live — S05E02 — Eric Idle/Bob Dylan

00:00:06 DOCTOR, HOW IS HE? HE'S NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD.

00:01:54 WELL, I'LL GIVE HIM THE SHOT.

00:06:20 DOOR THIS WEEKEND AT THE 44 HOTEL-MOTEL ART FAIRS THROUGHOUT THE UNITED STATES.

00:08:09 FROM CONCHITA. I SEE. NOW SIR, WHAT WAS IT

00:09:59 PARDON, SIR? WHERE'S THE OTHER SHOE? IT'S ON THE OTHER FOOT, SIR.

00:11:28 HOME WATCHING T.V.. I DON'T OWN A T.V., I FIND IT REPUGNANT AND CHILDISH.

00:15:44 ♪ YOU MAY OWN GUNS ♪ ♪ YOU MAY EVEN OWN TANKS ♪ ♪ YOU MAY BE SOMEBODY'S

00:20:36 EXCITE HER INTERESTS. HI, I'M HEIR TO THE THRONE OF ENGLAND!

00:22:48 LIVE FOR A HUNDRED YEARS." END QUOTE. MEANWHILE, BREZHNEV, TO SHOW

00:24:39 ELLIOT WAS DOING WHEN I WAS OVER HERE, UH, MAKING SOME ARRANGEMENTS FOR MEAT LOAF'S

00:26:28 A LOT FROM YOU. GERALD R. FORD SAID YESTERDAY THAT HE WILL NOT RUN

00:28:17 HAS A FEW COCKTAILS AND SHE JUST GETS 'FACED, YOU KNOW. SHE TURNS TO THE IRISH MAYOR OF

00:30:01 ADVISOR, ROSEANNE ROSEANNADANNA. THANKS A LOT!

00:32:04 TWINKIES AND MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE AND STUFF, SITTIN' THERE AND CLOGGIN' UP

00:34:08 TO BUY A HOUSE... NOT ABOUT ROUGHAGE AND YVES ST. LAURENT. WELL, JANE, IT JUST GOES

00:37:33 BUT THE TANGERINE GOES A LITTLE WITH YOUR MOUTH. THE KIWI, DEFINITELY.

00:42:12 TURNS INTO SUMMER ♪ ♪ I BELIEVE IN YOU ♪ ♪ WHEN WHITE TURN TO BLACK ♪

00:45:33 SCRUBBING THE POTATOES AND WASHING THE CARROTS... PUTTING IT IN THE POT...

00:47:03 THIS IS NOT SET UP. THIS IS REAL. I'M GONNA PUT MY HAND

00:49:03 THIS IS NOT SET UP. OKAY, THREE MINUTES. WHY ARE YOU IN THOSE?

00:54:37 WELL, I'M SURE YOUR BOOK WILL SELL MILLIONS. I HOPE SO.

00:56:33 BEFORE I GO, I WANT TO SAY THAT DOING THIS SHOW HAS MADE ME REALIZE HOW LUCKY I AM TO BE

00:59:05 YOU OR YOUR NEW HUS-A-BAND. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM YOU THINK ELVIS COULD ANSWER, WHY NOT

01:06:48 THIS IS DON "PROUD AS A PEACOCK" PARDO... GOODNIGHT!