Saturday Night Live — S04E20 — Buck Henry/Bette Midler

00:00:01 HEY, KIDS, IT'S TIME FOR "THE MR. BILL SHOW"! HELLO, KIDDIES!

00:02:04 JANIE, WE'RE ON THE AIR. WE'VE ALREADY STARTED THE SHOW. I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE.

00:05:28 INTELLECTUAL ACHIEVEMENT, QUALITIES THAT AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GENERATE BIG RATINGS.

00:07:56 AND I ASKED MYSELF, "WHY CAN'T TELEVISION BE VIEWED THE WAY PROUST VIEWED LITERATURE," AS A

00:10:18 AND YOU CAN EAT IT LATER. EVERY SATURDAY, WE HAVE OUR ROLLER DANCE FISHING CONTEST,

00:13:20 OH, THAT'S REAL NICE. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I NOT ONLY INTRODUCED HIM TO HIS FIANCéE...

00:16:34 THAT ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS WITH DEAN WERE TAKEN FROM THE TAPED TRANSCRIPTS.

00:18:37 THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN. YOU SEE, MOST OF THE TIME, WE WERE MAKING PARTY TAPES...

00:21:57 NO, THAT'S OKAY, DAVID. WELL, GOOD NIGHT, SIR. GOOD NIGHT.

00:27:59 TO THE SIZE OF A LABRADOR RETRIEVER. BILL?

00:30:38 TED KENNEDY FOR PRESIDENT HAS BEGUN A FULL 18 MONTHS BEFORE THE 1980 ELECTION.

00:33:09 JONES BEACH?!" BUT JANE WASN'T LISTENING TO ME. AND YOU KNOW WHY?

00:35:53 GET GOING. HI! UNCLE ROY! HI! HI!

00:38:01 I'M GONNA SEARCH HIM FOR THE BURIED TREASURE! SEARCH ME! SEARCH ME!

00:40:22 WICKED TICKLE MANIAC WHO TICKLED SO MANY LITTLE GIRLS THAT THE JUDGE SENTENCED HIM TO TICKLE

00:43:28 AZHNA DIPPY VOD AND DAVIS. OKAY, WELL, LET'S, UH... LET'S JUST JUMP INTO IT.

00:45:47 FORCE COME THROUGH THE COMEDY. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, EVERYBODY? DON'T YOU ALL LOVE ME?

00:48:30 UH, 10 MINUTES, ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT. HI, PETE.

00:50:21 WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, UH, $2.28, HONEY. ALL RIGHT.

00:52:10 YOUR EMPLOYEES LOSE ANY PERSONAL BELONGINGS? YES! EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

00:55:20 ♪ WILL HE REMEMBER MY OLD VOICE WHILE I FIGHT THE TEARS? ♪ ♪ HELLO, HELLO, THERE, IS THIS

01:01:05 ALWAYS WANTED A MUSICIAN IN THE FAMILY, AND WE THOUGHT THIS WAS A FINE OPPORTUNITY.

01:03:23 WE'VE DECIDED NOT TO GET EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED BECAUSE WHEN I'M AROUND LYNN I FEEL SORT

01:06:33 MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE. THANK YOU ALL.