Saturday Night Live — S04E19 — Maureen Stapleton/Linda Ronstadt, Phoebe Snow

00:00:01 HI, WELCOME TO CABLE TV CHANNEL "D." THIS IS "TELEPSYCHIC," AND MY

00:02:16 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," YOU KNOW? YEAH. AND I WAS WONDERING IF

00:07:04 HE'S GOT TO GO. I KNOW. I'M TELLING HIM TONIGHT.

00:09:11 OUT MORE. THIS IS FOR REAL. HELLO.

00:11:16 RALLY MY ARMY. WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RALLYING YOUR ARMY, I SUGGEST

00:14:53 ACTS? ♪ ♪ WHOA, NO, THAT'S NOT THE WAY ♪

00:18:49 POTATO. MOM, MOM, I MADE A RESERVATION AT YOUR FAVORITE

00:21:19 MRS. KELLMAN'S DAUGHTER HAS THREE WONDERFUL GRANDCHILDREN. AND MRS. KELLMAN'S DAUGHTER DOES

00:24:29 HALLOWEEN GET HERE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. HERE ARE ANCHORPERSONS

00:26:44 SCHOOL OFFICIALS HAVE APPROVED A HIGH-SCHOOL SENIOR'S REQUEST TO TAKE HIS MALE FRIEND TO THE

00:28:48 WHO'D BE THE FIRST TO COMPLAIN WHEN THE ELECTRICITY GOES OUT, JANE?

00:30:58 BUT THIS IS REALLY A PARANOID NOTION FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE UNINFORMED.

00:33:25 YEAH, HE'S NOT WORRIED ABOUT SKYLAB, NO. K-K-K-K! K-K-K-K! K-K-K-K!

00:35:50 WORLD, AND JACK JONES FOR A LATE LUNCH. THAT IS TERRIFIC.

00:38:35 ABOUT 1,500 WOMEN FROM ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES WILL BE DRAFTING PROPOSALS TO RATIFY THE

00:42:15 THIS COUNTRY... THE ILLEGAL ALIEN. PLEASE WELCOME JOVAN SHEGULA...

00:44:45 "HUDDLED MASSES." "HUDDLED," YEAH.

00:47:30 WINDOW. THEY WERE... THEY WERE CHANTING IN ITALIAN.

00:49:44 EITHER I COULD HAVE ALL OF MY LUGGAGE SEARCHED AGAIN OR GET MY HAIR DONE.

00:52:00 SO, THERE. BYE-BYE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, WRITE...

00:57:50 HI, JENNY, MARY. HI, FLOYD. HI, FLOYD.

00:59:56 I'LL SEE YOU OVER THERE, FLOYD. SEE YOU OVER THERE, MARY. OKAY.

01:02:06 WHAT YOU INTO? OH, WE KNEW YOU COULDN'T LEAVE THE CANDY STORE, SO WE

01:06:31 MAUREEN STAPLETON!