Saturday Night Live — S04E18 — Michael Palin/James Taylor

00:00:01 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN THE

00:02:36 ASSISTANT WITH THE TITLE OF EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT OF NBC. GARY COLEMAN.

00:06:23 AWAY, AND THEN THE LITTLE PLASTIC PUSHER SNAPS IN THE MIDDLE.

00:08:54 ♪ JOHNNIE HAS BEEN A GOOD LITTLE GIRL ♪ ♪ TRYING TO KEEP HER DEVILS AT

00:14:25 LUCKY. NOW, BEFORE WE INTRODUCE CAPTAIN NED, THERE'S SOME QUICHE

00:17:19 IF ANYONE IS TO BE PUNISHED, LET IT BE ME. I ASK ONLY THAT WHATEVER YOU DO,

00:19:28 YOU'LL WAKE UP, AND THEY'LL BE GONE. THEY?

00:22:06 OH, DEAR. I AM CAPTAIN NED OF THE RAGING QUEEN.

00:24:40 BOARD, WELL, TRIED TO TAKE LIBERTIES WITH YOU? NO. NO, NOT REALLY.

00:27:01 WE'LL GO SHOPPING FOR A PROPER WOODEN ONE. BUT, SIR, MUST I LOSE MY

00:29:29 LOOK AT THAT STRENGTH. ISN'T THAT AMAZING? ROVCO'S MAGNA-GRO ANABOLIC

00:31:59 THE FIELD.

00:34:06 YES. YES, I AM LEANING THAT WAY, JANE.

00:36:54 TRUTH. I THINK IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. I'M-A GONNA BE PROMOTED SOON,

00:39:17 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THEY GET TO BE REAL OLD. WHAT HAPPENS IS, THEY GET TO BE

00:41:58 FOR ME TO FACE ♪ ♪ I'LL CLIMB WAY UP TO THE TOP OF THE STAIRS ♪

00:47:23 NO GAS. WHY YOU ALWAYS HASSLING ME? BECAUSE YOU'RE A MEMBER OF

00:49:22 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HERE'S FIVE BUCKS. FINE. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND

00:51:33 IT'S EASY. YOU JUST SUCK ON IT. WON'T IT MAKE ME SICK?

00:54:15 ANGLO POLITICIANS, TO ASK ALL MY CHICANO BROTHERS AND SISTERS TO SUPPORT ME AND VOTE FOR ME IN

00:56:34 BROTHER. I HAD TO SEND MY OWN BROTHER AWAY FOR A WHILE.

00:59:08 BACKSEAT. NO, WAIT. NO.

01:04:11 MOM. I BROUGHT YOU UP. WHY SHOULDN'T I BRING YOU DOWN?

01:06:26 MOM."