Saturday Night Live — S04E16 — Richard Benjamin/Rickie Lee Jones

00:00:01 PLACES, PLEASE. 30 SECONDS. PLACES, PLEASE.

00:02:15 "BUT NO." OH, NO, NO. HE'S GOT A CERTAIN ENERGY, A

00:05:43 LITTLE ITALY, HAD SOME CANNELLONIS, YOU KNOW. OH, FATTENING, BUT WHO CARES,

00:07:53 MY LITTLE DARLING GONNA HAVE A GOOD SHOW TONIGHT? HOW COULD YOU COME OUT HERE

00:10:03 I'M ROSS DENTON, HEAD

00:12:45 HEY, YOU GUYS, GET THAT STUFF AWAY. THE PRESIDENT'S COMING.

00:14:59 YOU SURE DO, MA'AM. YOU KNOW, MRS. CARTER, YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT AMY.

00:17:34 WELL, HOW BIG IS HE? WELL, MRS. CARTER, IT'S DIFFICULT TO COMPREHEND JUST HOW

00:20:03 CONDITION, LET ME SAY THAT THE PRESIDENT IS FEELING CERTAINLY STRONGER THAN HE'S EVER FELT,

00:23:09 OOH. OH, GOSH. GREAT ONE.

00:25:17 OH, WELL, MY PET PEEVE IS PEOPLE WITH PET PEEVES! OH, YEAH?

00:28:54 LISA... MAKE ME HAPPY.

00:33:29 FACILITY. "THE UTILITY WILL FIGHT ANY SUCH ACTION BY THE NRC," WAS THE

00:35:59 GOOD LUCK, FELLA. MOST METS HAD BEST WISHES FOR THE DIMINUTIVE

00:38:30 YES, IT IS. YOU LEFT THAT IN CHICO'S APARTMENT.

00:40:52 LAURENCE OLIVIER IS NOMINATED, BUT HE WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL OSCAR EARLIER IN THE EVENING FOR

00:43:16 THEMSELVES TO NOT ONLY THE RISING COST OF MEAT BUT ITS INHERENT DANGERS AS A DIETARY

00:45:46 REAL FAST, OR IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO CHEW A PHLEGM BALL OR SOMETHING.

00:50:32 ALL RIGHT, JOEL. I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. I GOT TO GO.

00:53:32 G.I. ON LEAVE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND? AND OUR FUN IS GONNA BE

00:56:00 WE'VE GOT A BLACKBOARD. OH, I CAN'T SEE IT. WELL, I'LL READ IT TO YOU FOR

00:57:54 JUST NEVER GET UP AND WALK OUT. I'M TOO SHY. THAT'S ALL. WELL, YOU KNOW, WE'RE HERE.

01:00:27 I'VE GOT YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE HERE. WELL, GIVE ME BACK MY

01:06:12 MARVIN GOLDHAR. THIS IS DON PARDO. GOOD NIGHT.