Saturday Night Live — S04E15 — Margot Kidder/The Chieftains

00:00:01 Announcer: "LITTLE WOMEN AND BIG BASKETBALL PLAYERS" WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT SO THAT NBC MAY

00:02:02 THERE WAS THIS PUFF OF GREEN SMOKE, AND THERE HE WAS. HE STOOD RIGHT OVER THERE NEXT

00:05:04 GARRETT MORRIS... BILL MURRAY... LARAINE NEWMAN...

00:07:43 JUST COME ON. YOU KNOW, LAST WEEK, WE HAD A HORSE, AND IT KEPT WALKING

00:09:35 LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"! NO, DAVE!

00:13:23 I SERVICE THE ENTIRE QUAD CITIES AREA... MOLINE, ROCK ISLAND, DAVENPORT, AND BETTENDORF.

00:16:49 EXPLANATION. YOU SEE, SLICK IS A GENTLEMAN OF LEISURE.

00:22:42 THANKS, SISTER. FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO WELCOME ALL THE LOVELY LADIES,

00:25:13 SOMEONE ELSE. SO, I GUESS HE'S OUR WINNER. HE WILL BE NOTIFIED.

00:27:37 ONE YEAR AS AN ADVISING TEACHER. SHE'S A LOVELY LASS, YOU KNOW, A CUTE LITTLE COLLEEN.

00:30:40 ♪ NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO ♪ ♪ THEN THEY DOTTED IT WITH

00:33:48 TRUTH. REALLY, HE DIDN'T CHASE THEM. HE KIND OF LED THEM.

00:36:23 THREE LOUSY MIRACLES. I UNDERSTAND THAT TWO OF THEM WAS CARD TRICKS.

00:39:20 LIVED TOGETHER. THAT IS THE SUBJECT OF TONIGHT'S "POINT/COUNTERPOINT."

00:41:39 WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE. WHO CAN THAT BE?

00:43:39 WHAT DO YOU SAY I TAKE YOU ON? OKAY, BUT NO BETTING. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE

00:45:48 HEY, SPIDER-MAN! ALL RIGHT! SPIDER-WOMAN!

00:48:19 DIET THIS SUMMER. BOY, DID YOU SEE THE LOVE HANDLES ON THE FLASH?

00:50:30 I GOT A CAB WAITING OUTSIDE. I GOT TO GO. OH, I'M SORRY I LAID THIS ON

00:53:30 OFF MY CHEST, AND WE'RE SUING THE BIG "G." LET ME JUST SAY THAT.

00:56:20 WELL, DAN? DID WE GET ANY... ANY CALLS? WELL, GEE, I'M... I'M SORRY,

00:58:46 REAL KIDS AND ONE IS MY HUSBAND, PETER. HI, KIDS!

01:00:52 YOU! WHAT ABOUT LESBIANISM? WHAT ABOUT IT?

01:06:24 I HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING!