Saturday Night Live — S04E13 — Kate Jackson/Delbert McClinton

00:00:04 FRENCHIE, PUT THAT DRINK DOWN IN THE OTHER ROOM. I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT PHONE CALL

00:02:07 ONLY YOUR GUN IS LOADED WITH REAL BULLETS. SO I ELIMINATE JOHNNY CARSON.

00:04:04 WHERE IS IT TAPED? OHH! IT'S TAPED...

00:07:23 MISS JACKSON? IS A DOG'S MOUTH CLEANER THAN A HUMANS?

00:10:53 TOAST FACE. I HAVE MY FRIEND VISITING ME... MY ONLY FRIEND.

00:13:24 THE LOOPNERS BECAUSE I LIKE TO USE THEM AS SORT OF A SOUNDING BOARD, BUT I WANT A SECOND

00:16:35 PROGRAMMING, PAUL. WELL, I MUST SAY THAT I DO SHARE SOME OF IRV'S APPREHENSION

00:18:24 KIDDING ME OR WHAT. NICE TO MEET YOU.

00:20:36 YOU'LL BE PREMIERING AFTER A SPECIAL TWO-HOUR "HELLO, LARRY." FREDDY, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN,

00:22:58 COLLEEN WANTS TO STAY HERE! I UNDERSTAND YOUR REACTION, MARK.

00:26:12 I THINK WE'RE FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE. OKAY.

00:29:51 ♪ WITH SOMETHIN' SPECIAL JUST FOR YOU ♪ ♪ YEAH, A LITTLE SOMETHIN'

00:33:49 THE LAST AND MOST COMPLETE OF THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS HAS BEEN PUBLISHED AND DISCLOSES A CODE

00:36:17 DO TO YOU. THEY HAVE, LIKE, THESE RAY GUNS THAT THEY HAVE WHEN YOU SEE

00:38:33 TODAY. TODAY WAS 2 IN ROME. TOMORROW'S GONNA BE 2 AGAIN.

00:40:54 I KEEP READING ABOUT KING TUT. WHO IS THIS TUT? WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS

00:43:11 IT'S ALL BLUE AND WHITE AND PINK AND IT'S REAL SOFT AND BUMPY, AND IT'S GOT THIS REAL

00:48:55 WELL, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, MR. SILVERMAN. "SUPER LIMO"?

00:50:57 AND, UH, AND FURTHERMORE, FREDDY, I CAN'T GO BACK TO "CHARLIE'S ANGELS."

00:54:59 TOMORROW, YOU GO ON THE BUS. YA. TEACHERS...

00:59:29 SURE, AND SO IS SPOT. OH, MR. HANDS, BUT YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO CUT DOWN ON

01:01:07 I DON'T LIKE THE STEAM BOX. LEAVE ME ALONE! BUT IT ALSO OPENS UP THE

01:03:33 EXCUSE ME. OH, WOW. COULD YOU PEOPLE MAYBE TAKE YOUR

01:06:25 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. I LOVE YOU, ANDREW.