Saturday Night Live — S04E12 — Rick Nelson/Judy Collins

00:00:01 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE BACK ON.

00:01:41 THE TEMPERATURE. COME ON, IF YOU KNOW OUT THERE, GIVE ME A PHONE CALL.

00:03:19 I'D LIKE TO TALK TO FRANK BORMAN. Hold on, I'll connect you to

00:06:22 RATHER HAVE THE OLD BLACK-AND-WHITE RICKY, THEN TURN THE COLOR CONTROL DOWN ON YOUR

00:10:29 ♪ AND MY CHINA DOLL DOWN IN OLD HONG KONG WAITS FOR MY RETURN ♪ ♪ PRETTY POLYNESIAN BABY

00:15:39 HI, EDDIE. HELLO, MRS. CLEAVER. MY, WHAT A LOVELY DRESS YOU

00:18:22 SOMETHING TO EVERYBODY. I CAN'T GO WITH YOU, BETTY. MY FOLKS ARE EXPECTING ME AT

00:21:37 THEY BROUGHT ME IN HERE. YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, RICKY AND RUSTY ARE EASY NAMES TO CONFUSE.

00:24:50 IT WAS YOUR IDEA. GAH! MY IDEA, MY IDEA.

00:26:36 KING TWO. KING TWO? OH.

00:28:25 WAS THAT SALAMI? HEY, DOLLY... KNOCK 'EM DEAD TONIGHT,

00:31:44 YOU, MICK JAGGER, ACTUALLY CONTINUED TO PERFORM AT A CONCERT WHERE SOMEONE GOT KNIFED

00:34:48 COUNTRIES RAISED OIL PRICES BY 7% LAST WEEK, THE VINEGAR-PRODUCING COUNTRIES ALSO

00:37:20 AND VICE PRESIDENT MONDALE WAS SKIING IN COLORADO. CONSEQUENTLY, FOR 48 HOURS, THE

00:39:09 DIDN'T WE LEARN OUR LESSON FROM PROHIBITION? IT SHOULD BE EVERY AMERICAN'S

00:41:24 ¿CóMO TE LLAMAS? ME LLAMO JORGE LóPEZ.

00:44:10 LLOYD BRIDGES. iSí, LLOYD BRIDGES ES MáS MACHO!

00:47:18 OVERDUE ♪ ♪ FOR EVERY OTHER MARRIED PAIR OF US ♪

00:51:44 IMPENDING DOOM. SO, NEXT TIME SAY IT WITH HELIUM...

00:54:40 PLACE, FLOYD? ANY BETTER? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

00:56:32 PUPPY LAND CAN'T MOVE NOW. ALL THE PUPPIES WOULD GET SICK. IF THEY'RE GONNA MOVE, THEY'LL

00:58:09 HOSPITAL WITH US. IT DOESN'T LOOK QUITE RIGHT, YOU KNOW.

01:00:55 HIS HOME. A FEW STEPS AWAY, WHITESMAN'S DELICATESSEN... A GATHERING

01:06:16 EVERYBODY, GOOD NIGHT. THANK YOU.