Saturday Night Live — S04E10 — Michael Palin/The Doobie Brothers

00:00:01 Announcer: FROM

00:04:57 WOW. I'M OVERCOME.

00:06:51 I HAVE AN ALLERGY TO WOOL. NOW, OKAY, YOU KNOW, CERTAIN SOCKS ARE MADE OF WOOL, SO WHEN

00:08:53 STUFFED. ME, TOO. SOMETIMES I FEEL GUILTY HAVING

00:11:01 HERE, LISA, I BROUGHT THE SHEET MUSIC YOU ASKED FOR. OH, OH, "THE WAY WE WERE" BY

00:13:32 I-I MEAN, I SUPPOSE HE... I SUPPOSE HE DIDN'T GET MUCH

00:16:27 GREW UP IN GERMANY INSTEAD OF AMERICA?" WITH US TO HELP ANSWER THIS

00:18:59 COLONEL KLINK, AND THOSE THREE REPORTERS FROM THE DAILY PLANET. JAWOHL, SEND IN THE

00:22:11 ALL OF YOU IS UBERMAN! YOU SMOTHERED THE BOMB WITH YOUR BODY.

00:29:08 "HELLO, LARRY." WE'RE TERRIBLY SORRY. BILL.

00:30:51 CHARLEEN HAYES? OH, I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 28 YEARS,

00:32:55 ME. THIS WEEK, BASEBALL BEEN VERY, VERY GOOD TO WILLIE MAYS.

00:35:26 SHOWED ME THE CITY. AND I ALSO MET THIS ONE FELLOW. HE WAS FROM GUADALAJARA, MEXICO,

00:37:51 ONE SOFT-BOILED EGG, THREE MINUTES, AND THEN 12 COFFEE, AND ONE TEA.

00:40:41 FOUND EMPLOYMENT PICKING THE

00:43:20 QUICKLY BECAME ACCUSTOMED TO THE ROUTINE OF LIFE AT PINKNEY HALL. EMPTYING THE MASTER'S DROOL

00:45:47 THIS FRAIL LITTLE SPIRIT... OH, NO. OH. OH!

00:48:21 YOU KNOW, HE'S ALMOST TOO GOOD-LOOKING. YES, HE IS.

00:53:41 YES. WE ARE. WE SURE ARE. NOW YOU BOTH GO INTO THE BARN

00:55:42 YOU HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THE RULES. IT'S A SHAME.

00:58:07 THE WAY FOR THE REVOLUTION. SO, IF YOU HAVE ANY IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN WHO ARE

01:00:57 Both: OKAY. OH! OH!

01:03:13 UH-OH. IT LOOKS LIKE THE JURY THINKS HE DOES HAVE RABIES.

01:05:43 GOOD NIGHT.