Saturday Night Live — S04E09 — Elliott Gould/Peter Tosh with Mick Jagger

00:00:01 Announcer: THE 28th ANNUAL U.S.-TAIWAN TABLE TENNIS MATCH WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT SO THAT

00:04:17 ARE. PAUL SHAFFER.

00:07:14 MORE THAN YOUR TRADITIONAL ARTIFICIAL MINIATURE BECAUSE IT WAS BUILT TO BURN.

00:09:57 LOOKS EXPENSIVE. NOT TOO BAD, BUT I HAD TO PAY FOR TWO OF THEM.

00:11:59 I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST. ANYBODY SEE MY COPY OF

00:16:29 ♪ NO, DON'T LOOK BACK ♪ ♪ KEEP ON WALKING ♪ HOW FAR HAVE I BEEN WALKING?

00:20:32 MISS CRAWFORD, MERRY CHRISTMAS. IT'S SO KIND OF YOU TO HAVE ME

00:23:16 YES, IN FACT, HE IS. AND YOU'RE A REAL BITCH TO MENTION IT.

00:26:23 YOU GAVE, THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING, MY NEW BESTSELLER, "MOMMIE DEAREST."

00:29:08 LARAINE NEWMAN, OUTSIDE STUDIO 54. LISTEN, STEVE, THIS DOESN'T

00:31:28 OBVIOUSLY BORN OUT OF SOME BURIED INFANTILE TRAUMA. YOU HIDE FROM REALITY,

00:33:50 "EVERYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY" GOES TO EAT ITALIAN FOOD. BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

00:36:16 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP AND EAT THE CAKE. AND MR. FADER, YOU PATHETIC

00:38:55 THESE ARE YOUR TRUE FRIENDS, LAD. LISTEN TO THEM!

00:41:05 YOU SEE... ♪ LIFE NEEDS TO PRETEND IT'S

00:44:19 SURE. SO THE FELLAS SAID, "WELL, WHY DON'T YOU CUT DOWN A TREE

00:46:06 KNOW. I THINK THE MAN YOU WANT TO SEE IS JOHN CHANCELLOR."

00:48:01 I THINK YOU'LL FIND A GREAT DEAL OF USE FOR IT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING

00:50:33 THIS YEAR WE DECIDED TO GIVE THESE TOYS TO FATHER KIMBUTU TO TAKE WITH HIM BACK TO TANZANIA.

00:52:58 MAYBE JUST AS GOOD AS OURS. A BIT SHORTER PERHAPS AND NOT QUITE AS AGGRESSIVE UNDER THE

00:55:14 HOW ABOUT "GOOD KING WENCESLAS"? AH, WE KNOW THAT. OKAY.

01:01:39 LISTEN, UH, I'D TAKE THAT TREE IF YOU'D CARRY IT ACROSS THE STREET FOR ME.

01:03:36 IT'S A CLASSIC. UH, IT'S A CLASSIC. IT'S BIG. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

01:06:15 GOOD NIGHT.