Saturday Night Live — S04E08 — Eric Idle/Kate Bush

00:00:01 HI, WELCOME TO CABLE TV

00:02:12 OKAY. HELLO. TELEPSYCHIC. HELLO.

00:06:10 HE'S IN THE CONTROL ROOM. RIGHT. HI.

00:07:55 REST OF THEM. THEY'RE JEALOUS. THE WRITERS, THEY'RE NEXT DOOR.

00:10:09 I'VE JUST GOT BACK FROM TUNISIA, WHERE I SPENT TWO MONTHS FILMING WITH MONTY PYTHON.

00:13:30 IS THAT IT? AM I PRONOUNCING IT RIGHT? BAR-MITZVAHED.

00:16:20 PRESENTED AN ARIA FROM AN OPERA BY MOZART. THE RESPONSE TO THIS SEGMENT OF

00:19:40 WELL, IT'S A DIFFICULT AND A TOUCHY JOB.

00:21:34 I'M SORRY THAT I YELLED AT YOU, CHARLES. IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES, I

00:24:30 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE. SORRY.

00:29:33 MYSTERY GUNNER. LIKE SO. IN THE EVENT OF A TIE, I SHALL

00:32:02 "RHODA," VALERIE HARPER. HI, VAL! WELCOME TO CELEBRITY CORNER.

00:34:11 NOW WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME A NEW MEMBER TO OUR UPDATE TEAM, THE FORMER ALL-STAR SECOND BASEMAN

00:37:15 JANE, I AM FOR E.R.A. AS MUCH AS YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD SUFFER AS A

00:39:46 WHAT IT IS IS, IT COSTS $20, AND YOU GET TO WRESTLE FOR ONE HALF HOUR... 30 MINUTES.

00:42:22 WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? LOOK, SHE'S AN ARTIST.

00:44:15 HEY, YOU SURE SHE'S ALL RIGHT? YEAH, SHE'S FINE.

00:46:33 NOW, CANDY? GUM! GUM!

00:50:57 INTERNATIONAL MANUFACTURING COMPANY THAT HAS RECENTLY EXPANDED ITS OPERATIONS TO

00:53:01 SECTION OF SOUTH NEW JERSEY, PINE BARRENS. NOW, THAT'S NO LIE.

00:55:24 BAR MITZVAH, AND THEY KILLED. INCREDIBLE. YES, INCREDIBLE.

00:59:05 ELEPHANT? WELL, YOU WAIT UNTIL THEY GET INTO YOUR PAJAMAS, AND THEN YOU

01:01:05 DUCKS? CONSIDER DUCKS. IF A DUCK WERE TO WET, WOULD IT

01:06:20 NIGHT.