Saturday Night Live — S04E07 — Walter Matthau/Garrett Morris

00:00:02 COME ON, NOW, MR. SILVERMAN. YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING FOR

00:02:11 LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"!

00:06:27 ONE, THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKES. TWO, THEY HEARD THE JOKES

00:09:43 BY THE TIME CAMP'S OVER, ONCE AGAIN OUR TEAM WILL BE CHAMPS. YAY!

00:12:14 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

00:15:36 CHRONIC BUZZ-OFF. AND ONCE HE ACCEPTED THAT FACT, HE BECAME A GREAT BALLPLAYER.

00:17:49 I THINK I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA PAY MY CHECK AND LEAVE.

00:20:01 NOW, YOU DON'T THINK I CAN GIVE YOU A BETTER DEAL THAN THAT, DO YOU?

00:21:56 GLASSES? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? GLASSES.

00:24:35 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. HILARY, DON'T SUCK YOUR

00:27:16 MOM. SO I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR THAT.

00:31:24 POPE JOHN PAUL I's 34-DAY RECORD FOR LONGEST REIGN AS PONTIFF FOR A POPE NAMED JOHN PAUL.

00:33:55 NORFOLK, SPELLED "N-O-R-F-O-L-K." NORFOLK.

00:36:13 NOBODY WAS THERE EXCEPT ME AND MY FRIEND STEVE BUSHAKAS, YOU KNOW.

00:38:19 I HAD A VEAL CUTLET FROM ROOM SERVICE. AND IT WAS COLD.

00:41:23 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T RESPECT ANYBODY IN THE WORLD MORE THAN I DO YOU.

00:44:05 BOWL... I GET YOU. HOW'S THIS, ERNIE?

00:46:33 PEACE AND HAPPINESS FOR ALL MEN? AW, FORGET IT. PAT, WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?

00:49:03 AND I GUESS I AM. WELL, VANESSA, I... VANESSA,

00:56:06 BRAVO! BRAVO! THANK YOU.

00:58:18 I THINK YOU'RE AN ARTIST AT WHAT YOU DO. I'VE SEEN YOUR ROCKET GOGGLES

01:00:42 HEY, OLAN, OLAN. GET RID OF THIS COMMUNIST HERE. EXCUSE PLEASE TO TAKE TIME.

01:02:44 I'LL TAKE BACK THE CANTEENS AT HALF PRICE. YOU WILL?!

01:06:27 GOOD NIGHT.