Saturday Night Live — S04E05 — Buck Henry/The Grateful Dead

00:00:01 THIS IS LARAINE NEWMAN HERE

00:02:48 ACCUSED MY OPPONENT OF BEING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN. ONCE AGAIN, I WAS UNDER A LOT OF

00:06:32 WHO PERFORM, PEOPLE WHO DO

00:08:55 SAY ON THIS SUBJECT.

00:11:38 CHINCHILLA-BREEDING KIT... NOW

00:14:01 I SAID I'LL GO TO SEE A COMEDIAN, NOT AN OPTICIAN.

00:16:31 MISSING THE BEGINNING OF MOVIES. YOU KNOW THAT. NOW, LET'S GO.

00:18:30 I'M A MAGICIAN, TOO! I CAN MAKE MY FACE DISAPPEAR! OH!

00:20:09 RIGHT. NOT. OKAY. GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS NOW.

00:22:08 JUST BECAUSE YOU MISSED THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES... I... NO, NO, OF COURSE.

00:27:30 MENACHEM BEGIN AND ANWAR SADAT WILL HAVE TO GIVE UP THEIR NOBEL PRIZES.

00:29:48 IS THAT TRUE? THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GONNA START ON A STRICT

00:32:10 FULLY RECOVER, VETERINARIANS HAVE REDUCED HIS STUD FEES FROM $12 MILLION TO $14.95.

00:34:23 I'M JEAN MARSH.

00:38:42 AAH! AAH!

00:41:47 SHUT YOUR MOUTH. WELL, I'M TALKING ABOUT SHAFT.

00:44:03 HE WORKS FOR ME. I CALL HIM SECRETARIAT.

00:46:09 THEY'RE VERY TOUGH ON US. PLEASE MOVE IT ON. ♪ 'CAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT

00:48:39 DID A CLUB DATE. WHAT ABOUT THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF CHILDREN GOING TO

00:50:23 DOES THAT MEAN THIS PERSON CONTRACTED THE FLU? ABSOLUTELY.

00:57:05 ♪ COME ON, NOW ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY GET IN ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY GET RIGHT

01:00:10 ABLE TO MAKE IT AGAIN, SO DEPUTY GRAND KNIGHT LEARY PRESIDED. THERE WAS NO NEW BUSINESS, SO

01:03:05 OTHER THAN MY OWN SON, OUR FIRST BASEMAN, FRANCIS JOCKO LEARY JR.

01:05:57 GRATEFUL DEAD!