Saturday Night Live — S04E04 — Steve Martin/Van Morrison

00:00:00 Announcer: AND NOW A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

00:02:30 SHEETS OF THOSE CENTURY NOTES." SURE, THE GLUT OF DOLLARS WILL CAUSE EVEN MORE INFLATION, BUT

00:06:35 NO! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!

00:09:08 BILL, I DIDN'T BRING MY BANJO WITH ME TONIGHT, AND I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR

00:11:19 THROUGH THE HOOP, YOU GAVE ME A CRACKER. WELL, I'M SORRY.

00:13:58 ELVIS HIMSELF." ♪ AND BLUE HAWAII ♪ WELL, THE LIGHTS.

00:16:58 FRANKLIN, WHEN I THINK ABOUT

00:20:23 JUST AS LONG AS I AM THE JUSTICIAR IN THIS SHIRE, EVERYONE WILL BE GIVEN A FAIR

00:22:47 I WAS RETURNING CHARLOTTE TO THE THANE. AND I REALLY WAS MADE A FREEMAN

00:25:36 OF JUSTICE. YOU SEE, IF THE BODY IS ACCEPTED BY THE WATER, THAT MEANS SHE'S

00:31:03 ♪ ABOUT MY LOVER, MY LOVER IN THE GRASS, ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ BABY, YOU, YOU HAVE TOLD ME

00:34:48 BELIEVED IT. WELL, ME NEITHER, BILL. BUT WHEN THEY OFFERED ME THE

00:37:20 PLANNED PARENTHOOD ASSOCIATION AND THE ZERO POPULATION GROWTH COMMITTEE MET AND COMPLETELY

00:39:18 WE ARE, FALLS DISGRACEFULLY

00:41:43 LOOK, IN EUROPE... IN EUROPE... IN AMSTERDAM, EVERYBODY VOTES THERE, AND THEY SMOKE HASH IN

00:44:12 YEAH. WHAT IS IT? WELL, YOU SEE, I'M ON A LARGE COMPANY EXPENSE TAB THIS WEEK,

00:46:51 THAT WE KNOW YOUR NAMES, LET US START A SWINGING RAP SESSION. TELL ME, DEBBIE, WHEN YOU

00:49:30 CZECHOSLOVAKIA. WE MUST CRUISE AGAIN TO THIS FOX BAR.

00:52:17 OH, YOU'RE BOILING HOT NOW! OH, I KNOW! MORK!

00:54:23 OH, THE DOCTORS DON'T KNOW FOR SURE. BUT DON'T WORRY.

00:56:35 TO YOU, PIZZA FACE! PBTH! GOODBYE, LADIES.

01:00:34 ♪ LIKE WE NEVER BEEN DANCIN' BEFORE ♪ ♪ OH, THEY WERE SWINGIN'

01:04:58 WELL DONE. OH, NO. RAMS ARE WELL HUNG.

01:06:57 TONIGHT. THANKS FOR BEARING WITH US! WE'LL SEE YOU LATER!