Saturday Night Live — S04E03 — Frank Zappa

00:00:01 GOOD EVENING, I'M FRED SILVERMAN. LAST JUNE, WHEN I BECAME

00:04:08 TONIGHT, WE'D LIKE TO DO A SONG ABOUT AN IMPORTANT SOCIAL PROBLEM... DISCO.

00:08:41 TRANSPARENT WEATHER PANELS! MEBS! MEBS!

00:10:37 NO, THAT SHOULD BE OUT THERE. IT SHOULDN'T BE IN THERE. OH, YEAH.

00:13:51 HE KNOWS MORE LIES THAN F. LEE BAILEY. UM, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT...

00:15:48 MONTH FOR EACH PRISONER WE TAKE OFF THEIR HANDS. WE PUT IN TWO MORE, AND THAT'S

00:17:45 DRY CLEANERS. SO, UH, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? OH, I'VE BEEN HERE.

00:19:27 CLEAN... JUST CLEANED THAT. AND THAT IS OUR BEST CHINA. THAT WAS A WEDDING GIFT.

00:22:02 ANNOUNCED THAT THE TIRES WILL BE MELTED DOWN AND RECYCLED INTO STEEL-BELTED RADIAL CONDOMS.

00:24:16 WITH PETS... SO MANY TERRIBLE ACCIDENTS. I REMEMBER I CAME IN ONE TIME

00:26:28 JAPAN AND GERMANY WILL RESTORE THE DOLLAR TO ITS 1946 LEVEL, AND THE UNITED STATES WILL

00:28:49 BUTTON AROUND THE CONCLAVE.

00:31:10 OBVIOUSLY REGRETTED YOUR BIRTH AND REFUSED TO SUCKLE YOU, THEREBY ACCOUNTING FOR YOUR

00:35:07 ♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT TO, DO WHAT YOU WILL ♪ ♪ JUST DON'T MESS UP YOUR

00:37:51 NO, TAKE IT. I DON'T DO DRUGS. KEEP IT.

00:40:33 CAME UP HERE TO XANADU. ALL RIGHT. THEN WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO GO

00:42:51 THE MDA I DID AN HOUR AGO IS KICKING IN, MAN. IT'S REALLY CLEAN.

00:45:00 BOZ SCAGGS BLOW-DRY THING. IT WILL BE INCREDIBLE. WE CAN RAP IN THE CHOPPER.

00:47:50 FEEL THERE'S A WHOLE WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE AND CAREERS THAT YOU'RE MISSING BY TOTAL

00:49:45 HUSBAND ON YOUR LITTLE TRIP." WELL, I HAD NO IDEA. SO WE WENT, AND WE GOT IN THE

00:52:27 AND HOW AM I GONNA SLASH TAXES? BY MAKING THE FAT CATS PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE.

00:55:32 THE HOMOSEXUAL IS A PERFECT TARGET FOR COMMUNIST BLACKMAIL THREATS, AND THERE'S NO ROOM FOR

01:03:02 SAY, MR. BILL, YOU'D BETTER CLEAN UP BEFORE THE INTERIOR DECORATOR GETS HERE.

01:05:58 DON PARDO SAYING GOOD NIGHT.