Saturday Night Live — S04E01 — The Rolling Stones

00:00:08 AND NOW FROM STUDIO 8H IN NEW YORK'S FAMED ROCKEFELLER CENTER, THE RED

00:06:05 OF THE "SATURDAY NIGHT" CAST. HE'S APPEARED OFF BROADWAY HERE IN NEW YORK, AND HE'S GONE ON TO

00:08:28 ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH IS THIS CERTIFICATE OF MERIT. I GOT ONE OF THESE IN GRADE

00:10:23 YOU REMEMBER THAT? NO, JOHN. REGRETTABLY, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE

00:12:11 LILAC, LEMON-LIME, PINE-FOREST, AND MUSK... IN ENVIRONMENTALLY SAFE PUMP SPRAY.

00:14:16 I USED TO FEEL LIKE SAYING TO HIM, "GET THE HECK OFF MY CLOUD."

00:15:55 NEXT GUY. WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE... THE LITTLE WALK...

00:17:40 YOU KNOW, BEFORE I CAME HERE, I HEARD A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU. AND I HEARD YOU WERE SLOW AND A

00:19:51 OH, HE'S SMART. LET ME SEE THAT. NO! TODD!

00:21:43 WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC?

00:23:55 YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER, THE LATE MR. LOOPNER... GOD REST HIS SOUL... USED TO SAY, "HAPPINESS

00:26:23 WELL, HE DIDN'T INHERIT TOO MUCH MONEY. YOU MEAN HE WENT ALL THE WAY

00:28:45 HOW WAS GREECE? THE PLACE SURE LOOKS DIFFERENT, DOESN'T IT?

00:31:21 REPORT THE NEWS WITH CREDIBILITY AND DIGNITY. PLEASE WELCOME MR. BILL MURRAY.

00:33:20 AS MOST OF YOU AROUND THE COUNTRY ARE AWARE, WE HERE IN NEW YORK HAVE BEEN HAVING A

00:35:11 WOMAN, COMING OUT FOR IT, AND YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

00:37:08 DO I GOT TO HAVE A TICKET TO GET IN? DO I GOT TO KNOW SOMEONE TO GET

00:39:17 IT. WHAT'S IT LIKE IN THERE? WELL, JANE, JUST BETWEEN YOU

00:49:53 ♪ DIRECTING TRAFFIC ♪ ♪ SOME KIND OF FASHION ♪ ♪ LAUGHTER, JOY, AND

00:55:15 "ROCKFORD," "DONNY AND MARIE," "BIG EVENT"...

00:57:51 NOVEMBER 1980. PLUS, THE BEATLES WILL RELEASE

01:00:06 PRESIDENT CARTER THAT WE WOULD WRITE OUR FIRST NEW SONG TOGETHER IN THREE MONTHS.

01:02:56 AH! HI... IT'S GENTLEMAN'S DAY TODAY.

01:05:31 GOOD NIGHT.