Saturday Night Live — S03E19 — Richard Dreyfuss/Jimmy Buffett

00:00:01 PEDRO! PEDRO, THIS MUST BE A SIGN FROM

00:02:07 PARAQUAT-TREATED JOINTS TO WORK ONE NIGHT AND PASSED ONE OF THEM TO A YOUNG ACTOR.

00:06:38 I COULD SEE YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. OH, NO, NO, NO. I WAS NOT IN TROUBLE.

00:09:07 DEVILS TOWER, WYOMING. THE ARMY HAS EVACUATED THOUSANDS OF RESIDENTS...

00:11:50 MULDREED NEBULA? OH, BOY. LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS, PARENTAL

00:14:37 UH, KULDROTH, WE DEEMED IT WISE NOT TO COMPLETE ALL OF THE REFUELING STRUCTURES UNTIL WE

00:20:12 GOOD EVENING. THIS IS RICHARD DREYFUSS. OUR SHOW IS CALLED

00:24:04 19th CENTURY THAT THEY WERE

00:27:11 SYSTEM. THE OFFENDING DEVICES HAVE BEEN SNAPPED UP BY NEW YORK CITY

00:29:52 IN "JAWS," "AMERICAN GRAFFITI," AND "DUDDY KRAVITZ." WELL, ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T SEE

00:32:02 AND I LOVE TO DRIVE 'CAUSE MY CAR GOT AN F.M. RADIO THAT I SING WITH.

00:34:21 AW, YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE REAL WEL... YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A VERY, VERY

00:37:30 YES. UH, BILL SHOMER OF SECAUCUS... NOW PASSAIC.

00:39:31 JEFF IS A JEW. BUT HE'S ALWAYS BEEN MORE THAN FAIR WITH ME, AND I LOVE THAT

00:42:53 SO? SO I HATE PIMENTOS, YOU KNOW? 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY

00:44:25 THAT IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF "DOT YOUR I's WITH LITTLE CIRCLES" OUTLOOK ON LIFE THAT

00:46:31 THAT IS LIFE. THAT IS YOU IN LIFE. AFRAID TO EAT PIMENTOS,

00:48:35 I KNOW WE AGREED. THEN, YOU LEFT THE ROOM! YOU LEFT THE ROOM!

00:51:36 HENRY WAS A LITTLE BOY, DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT HE'D GROW UP TO BE ONE OF THE CENTURY'S MOST

00:53:18 IT'S NO BIG SECRET HE'S STILL A BIG FAN OF YOURS, AND SO AM I, AND I'M HIS MOTHER.

00:55:05 CELEBRITIES AND YOUR MOTHERS FOR COMING DOWN. PLEASE JOIN ME NEXT WEEK WHEN MY

00:59:59 DON'T LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE NEW STUFF, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THEY CAN'T CHANGE, YOU KNOW.

01:02:30 AND MASTURBATION, YOU KNOW, MAYBE 25 OR 35 CENTS. THAT'S A CHEAP SIN.

01:06:35 AAAAH!