Saturday Night Live — S03E18 — Steve Martin/The Blues Brothers

00:00:02 I'M DON KIRSHNER, AND WELCOME TO "ROCK CONCERT."

00:05:04 WHAT? FOR ME?! THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

00:07:18 AND AS I WAS... WRITING MY NAME ON IT WITH A CAN OF SPRAY PAINT...

00:09:26 WALLET. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

00:13:30 WHY NOT? THERE'S NOTHING PREVENTING THEM. AFTER ALL, THERE'S NO OTHER PAIR

00:16:39 A MINUTE. I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU. NOW, THESE CHICKS ARE NOT GOING

00:19:51 MANY AMERICAN GIRLS ENJOY YOU, TOO. THEY ENJOY YOUR PROTRUDING

00:22:37 YOU KNOW, MEDICINE IS NOT AN EXACT SCIENCE, BUT WE'RE LEARNING ALL THE TIME.

00:24:37 WELL, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CAME IN FOR A WORMING? I GUESS I'M DUE, BUT I DON'T

00:26:33 COULD BE EXTENDED TO OTHER FIELDS OF LEARNING... THE NATURAL SCIENCES, ART,

00:32:06 YESTERDAY ON NATURAL-GAS PRICING A YEAR AND A DAY AFTER PRESIDENT CARTER UNVEILED HIS

00:33:59 I KNOW IT. WE'LL SHOW YOU THAT TEST LATER.

00:36:01 MYSELF. THANK YOU. THANK YOU, DAN.

00:40:21 HAROLD. BETTY, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I'M SAYING THAT I'VE BEEN

00:42:18 I PARK IN THE BACK. I GO IN THE BACK DOOR. OLD MAN LAMPTON IS WAITING FOR

00:44:13 COME ON. RUBBER GLOVES! PUP TENT!

00:48:08 ANYWAY? SOMEBODY TOLD ME IT'S ANOTHER DINING ASSOCIATE'S CHAIN.

00:50:37 MIGHT BEAT US. YOU REALLY LIKE HIM, DON'T YOU, LISA?

00:52:29 MISS LOOPNER, I SEEM TO RECALL A LITTLE FUN WITH FRICTION EXPERIMENT IN YOUR REC ROOM ON

00:54:23 MOM! HEY, KIDS! Together: HELLO,

00:58:06 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO ♪ ♪ SHE SAID, "YOU SHOULDN'T SAY

01:01:03 THAT THEY ACTUALLY HAVE RECALLED AND BURNED ALL 3 1/2 MILLION COPIES OF

01:03:03 UP A RECORDING OF "THE SOUNDS OF EARTH" ON VOYAGER 1.

01:05:47 NIGHT.