Saturday Night Live — S03E15 — Christopher Lee/Meat Loaf

00:00:05 Announcer: WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT SO THAT NBC MAY PRESENT THE FOLLOWING SPECIAL

00:01:54 MAN. YEAH. YEAH, YOU MUST BE NERVOUS.

00:04:34 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M QUITE SURE THAT WHEN SOME OF YOU HEARD THAT CHRISTOPHER LEE

00:07:09 BEHIND! FOR THIS IS...

00:10:10 WE'LL SEE WHO'S MAD NOW! HENRY, DON'T!

00:13:40 WOOK, I'M WELL AWARE THAT MY PWONUNCIATION IS A WITTLE WEIRD. I TAKE A WOT OF WIBBING ABOUT

00:16:38 I CAN SAY THIS. THE INSPAIN... THE INSANE IN SPAIN STAY MOST OF THE TIME ON

00:20:43 BLOOD ♪ ♪ SOMEONE'S GOT TO DRAW FIRST BLOOD ♪

00:23:49 DISCRIMINATION, WHICH HITS HARDEST AT WOMEN AND CHILDREN. AS SHE PUTS IT, "I HAVE NEVER

00:25:45 UH... HEY, OKAY, DAN.

00:27:52 WELL, THE OSCARS ARE COMING UP

00:29:28 AND HE DESERVES IT, TOO.

00:31:15 YOU'RE A POMPOUS ASS, DAN... OBNOXIOUS, ARROGANT, AND SNOTTY. I DON'T LIKE YOU, AND I NEVER

00:33:39 EVERY DAY I'M GIVEN THE LIST OF LIVES THAT HAVE TO END. IT'S NOT THE GREATEST JOB IN THE

00:36:05 SO I HATE SMALL ANIMALS! YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THAT. THAT'S TERRIBLE!

00:38:26 WELL, NOW WHAT?

00:44:13 I THINK I'LL GO FOR THAT WHITE ONE! I'LL TAKE THAT LITTLE ONE.

00:46:20 A WOODEN STAKE IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP HIM FROM HAUNTING US FOREVER.

00:49:14 MY NEW ADMINISTRATION... THERE MAY EVEN BE A PLACE FOR YOU ON THE TICKET.

00:52:49 ♪ CEILINGS ♪ ♪ NOTHING MORE THAN CEILINGS ♪ GET IT?

00:55:13 ♪ DOIN' THIS, AND I'M DOIN' THAT ♪ ♪ AND I'M TRYIN' TO MAKE SOME

00:59:14 TEARS ♪ ♪ AND ALL I CAN DO IS KEEP ON TELLING YOU I WANT YOU ♪

01:02:58 SEE YOU LATER, SPOT. NEVER MIND, MR. BILL, BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE OUR CIRCUS.

01:05:57 GOODBYE.