Saturday Night Live — S03E14 — Jill Clayburgh/Eddie Money

00:00:01 Announcer: "BOWLING FOR MEDICINE" WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT SO THAT NBC MAY PRESENT

00:05:49 WELL, UH... I LEARNED ANOTHER LESSON THIS WEEK.

00:08:37 CHEESEBURGER! CHEESEBURGER! CHEESEBURGER!

00:10:58 "IT'S THE BEST PART OF THE MEAL!"

00:12:45 CHEESEBURGER, PEPSI, CHIPS! HEY, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE NOW.

00:15:29 ENOUGH CHAIRS. SYBIL.

00:18:01 AND YOU JUST REMEMBER... YOUR MOTHER CANNOT HURT YOU NOW. NOW, LISTEN.

00:20:49 THE PIT. THE PENDULUM. I AM PAUL ROBESON.

00:26:07 NEVER FIND A TRULY NUTRITIOUS INSTANT BREAKFAST FAST ENOUGH FOR MY ACTIVE FAMILY...

00:28:33 I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ON TELEVISION I CAN REALLY BELIEVE IN."

00:30:39 FROM GLEN ROCK, WEST VIRGINIA. LARAINE. DAN, I'M STANDING NEARLY

00:33:08 FOR EXAMPLE, MR. RICHARD FETTER WRITES, AND HE SAYS, "DEAR ROSEANNE ROSEANNADANNA, LAST

00:35:27 PRETZEL. WHEN HE'D GET TO SCHOOL IN THE MORNING, IT WAS OKAY, BUT AROUND

00:37:36 THE WORLD. I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A PLACE I REALLY LIKED.

00:39:28 EVERYTHING'S BLURRIER, FUZZIER, EVEN MORE ILL-DEFINED! WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU NEED

00:41:36 OUR FRIEND, OUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR, MORTY COONY. COME ON IN HERE, MORTY.

00:43:11 ABOUT FIXING MORTY'S BREAKFAST WHEN I TELL YOU... AND MORTY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THIS... THAT

00:45:48 OKAY, BELDAR. THAT'S COOL. AT LEAST LET ME SLIP YOU ONE

00:48:44 WHAT ARE YOU HAVING? PETROLEUM INSECT STRIPS, FIBERGLASS INSULATION, AND BEER.

00:51:21 SOMETIMES I THINK I'M LOONY, AND THAT'S THE NAME OF THAT TUNE.

00:53:30 MAN. ROBERT, YOU SOUND BITTER. SURE I'M BITTER, MAN.

00:56:02 IT WAS LASSIE, RIN TIN TIN, FURY, MISTER ED, ED WYNN... I HATE TO BREAK UP THIS

01:01:22 FLY. ♪ AND WHEN HE WANTS TO WATCH "BARETTA" AND "THE PHILADELPHIA

01:05:43 GOOD NIGHT.