Saturday Night Live — S03E13 — Art Garfunkel/Stephen Bishop

00:00:01 Announcer: "JACQUES COUSTEAU

00:05:27 YOU KNOW, AND IT JUST SHOULDN'T BE THAT WAY. THERE'S NO REASON WHY

00:07:12 I REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO SING SONGS... SONGS WITH MEANING, SONGS WITH INTEGRITY.

00:11:19 SOLID-STATE MULTIFUNCTION DIGITAL QUARTZ CRYSTAL MICROCOMPUTER UNIT, AND NOW

00:13:48 OF YOUR WIFE, SIR? YES, BUT ALSO TERROR THAT MY FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS AND

00:15:35 DEALERSHIP IN BENNINGTON, VERMONT. I'M SORRY.

00:18:05 ♪ SO HE TAKES A LADDER, STEALS THE STARS FROM THE SKY ♪ ♪ PUTS ON SINATRA AND STARTS TO

00:22:10 THE PEOPLE OF THE CITY OF CHICAGO... I-IS IT REALLY YOU, YOUR

00:24:59 WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD IT, HOLD IT. CAN I HELP YOU?

00:26:56 YOU KNOW, I HAVE A HIT SONG, "ON AND ON." "ON AND ON"?

00:28:45 NAME, AGAIN? WHAT'S YOUR NAME, AGAIN? MY NAME'S STEVE PARRISH.

00:31:08 STOLEN FROM ITS GRAVE IN VEVEY, SWITZERLAND, MORE THAN TWO WEEKS AGO, THE BODY OF

00:33:13 THERE. NOW I WANT YOU TO WATCH HOW THEY INTERACT.

00:35:17 ANYTHING, NO MATTER HOW SEEMINGLY TASTELESS, OFFENSIVE, OR SICK.

00:37:33 RIGHT ABOUT THE WAR. THANK YOU FOR BEING A BRILLIANT ACTRESS.

00:43:37 OF HEATHER ♪ ♪ THEN SHE'LL BE A TRUE LOVE OF MINE ♪

00:46:37 I'M SURE IT'S HILARIOUS. A WHOLE BUNCH OF GUYS GOT A DRIVE-AWAY CAR AND WENT OUT TO

00:49:45 CUTE AS A BUTTON, GOD BLESS HER. HERE'S WHERE LARAINE IS. THEY SAY SHE MURDERED HER DEEJAY

00:53:42 WHAT COULD I DO IN THIS TO FILL UP THIS 20, 25 MINUTES? AND COULD I SING A SONG, DO A

00:55:37 QUALITY WHEN IT APPEARS IN A NORMAL PERSON, AND SO IT CAME ABOUT THAT IN COLLEGE I WAS

00:57:39 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU, ALL RIGHT.

00:59:27 EITHER, DO YOU? FINE.

01:01:55 SINGLES BAR. ♪ DA DA DA DA DA DA ♪ TOSS BACK THREE MORE

01:06:33 GOOD NIGHT.