Saturday Night Live — S03E12 — O.J. Simpson/Ashford and Simpson

00:00:03 Announcer: WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT SO THAT NBC MAY PRESENT THE FOLLOWING SPECIAL

00:04:25 EVER REALLY WANTED, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET. I CAN REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID,

00:06:04 "O.J., I'M JIM STANGLEN. I'M THE COACH AT USC. SON, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A

00:07:53 AND I SAT THERE, AND I HAD, LIKE, A CHILL GO THROUGH ME, BECAUSE I SAID, "HEY, THIS GUY'S

00:09:42 WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE A BEER? WE'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

00:12:46 MY HOUSE. YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT JOE LIKE THAT.

00:15:22 WE'LL GIVE VINNIE 10 MORE MINUTES IN THE CAR, THEN YOU GET YOUR TURN WITH MARIA.

00:19:15 MR. RUTH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS WILL MEAN TO HIM.

00:21:32 COME ON, BABE! COME ON, BABE, BABY! HE'LL GET IT THE NEXT TIME,

00:23:40 THAT BABY'S WAY BACK THERE! BACK! BACK! BUT IT'S CURVING, CURVING...

00:29:32 RAZOR-SHARP, TEMPERED-STEEL, HIGH-SPEED CLIPPERS DESIGNED, ENGINEERED, AND BUILT FOR ONE

00:32:31 LIKE. NO RAID WAS EVER QUITE LIKE

00:35:02 HOW'S IT GOING? GET OUT OF HERE. WELL, THIS WEEK THE ACADEMY

00:36:47 THE MODELS WERE THE ORIGINAL CAST MEMBERS OF THE VINTAGE TV SERIES "FATHER KNOWS BEST."

00:39:09 OPEN WITH US, O.J. I'M VERY EXCITED TO BE HERE, AND, FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS,

00:41:29 SO I TRIED A TOOTHPICK, AND A PIECE OF THAT BROKE OFF IN THERE, TOO.

00:43:51 WE'RE GONNA PAUSE FOR THIS TIME-OUT. WHOO!

00:45:40 HELPING JOHN MENDENHALL TO HIS FEET. YOU GOT TO ADMIT.

00:48:18 FEEL. OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, I'D LIKE

00:52:46 Announcer: "MANDINGO II"... IT BRINGS TO THE SCREEN THE SOUNDS, THE SMELL, THE FLAMING

00:55:23 NOW, HERE'S AN OFTEN-IGNORED MEMBER OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.

00:58:39 ♪ NO-OH ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ ♪ THINK, THINK ABOUT

01:03:11 EVENTS SO FAR, LET'S GO BACK TO BRENT MUSBURGER. WELL, PHYLLIS, WHAT WE'VE

01:05:52 GOOD NIGHT.