Saturday Night Live — S03E11 — Chevy Chase/Billy Joel

00:00:01 Announcer: "THE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE BURNS TO THE GROUND" WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT

00:03:59 TURN THIS AROUND HERE. ALMOST WENT. LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

00:08:02 WHAT DO YOU THINK? YEAH. YEAH.

00:10:22 ARE FINALLY OVER BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN DO IT THIS DYNAMIC, MODERN WAY WITH THIS INCREDIBLE

00:13:11 THOUGH? I MEAN, IS THAT... WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S LIKE

00:15:51 WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE TO GET UP FOR WORK? OH, MY BOSS IS OUT OF TOWN.

00:19:01 ♪ SEND UP A SIGNAL ♪ ♪ I'LL THROW YOU THE LINE ♪ ♪ THE STAINED-GLASS CURTAIN

00:23:19 CHOWDER. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? IT'S GOOD CHOWDER.

00:26:06 PUSSYWHIP... THE FIRST DESSERT TOPPING FOR CATS. HERE ARE CO-ANCHORPERSONS

00:28:21 LONG DISTANCE CALLING DAN AYKROYD. IS HE THERE, PLEASE?

00:30:35 JOB, A DANGEROUS JOB. EVERY YEAR, SCORES OF MINERS ARE KILLED IN MINING ACCIDENTS.

00:33:22 FOR A CAREER THAT INCLUDED 57 FIGHTS WITH ONLY 3 LOSSES. THIS WEEK, ALI LOST FOR THE

00:35:08 YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH?! COME ON, MAN!" AND HE BEAT ME BLOODY TILL MY

00:37:22 HER, CHEDDAR. I MEAN, THAT GIRL IS MUSSOLINI IN DRAG!

00:39:42 HALDEMAN SAYS NIXON STOLE

00:41:44 ANYWHERE, SIR. GOT IT!

00:43:43 FINE, SIR. YEAH, I CAN STILL SMELL THE STUFF ON MY HANDS.

00:47:01 I DON'T HAVE MY TICKET. I'M SORRY. YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR LAUNDRY

00:51:06 AND ANOTHER SIGN... LIKE THUNDER, A SMALL, FOREIGN CAR EXPLODED, AND THE TRAVELER KNEW

00:54:11 NO, NO, NO, NO. TRY IT AGAIN. DO IT AGAIN. HE DOES IT BETTER.

00:56:04 WELL, YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU SOMETHIN'? WHAT?

01:01:36 LOVELY GIRLS, THOUGH. LOVELY T-SHIRTS. LOVELY NINNIES.

01:03:42 DON'T HAVE ANY PANTS ON. IT'S KIND OF REAL ENGLISH. IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW... WE'RE

01:06:13 THANK YOU VERY MUCH.