Saturday Night Live — S03E10 — Robert Klein/Bonnie Raitt

00:00:03 Announcer: WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT SO THAT NBC MAY PRESENT THE FOLLOWING SPECIAL

00:04:52 LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"!

00:08:41 JUST WHAT I NEEDED AT 17, 16. OF COURSE, THEY SPOKE FINE. "HEY, MY FATHER GAVE ME A

00:10:44 MOST SHAKESPEARE... "FORSOOTH ME NOT. OUR SWEET MERCUTIO IS DEAD, THAT

00:13:20 CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER! TWO PEPSI, ONE CHIP.

00:15:27 EGGS. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? EGGS, COUPLE OF EGGS AND OVER

00:17:33 MAYBE SOMEDAY WE WILL GET HOOKED UP AND REALLY MAKE HER HAPPY.

00:20:04 RECOVERED FROM HIS FALL AND WAS CONVICTED OF FIRST-DEGREE MURDER IN THE BEATING DEATH OF

00:26:06 TELEVISION PERSONALITY TOM SNYDER WAS LYNCHED YESTERDAY BY AN ANGRY STUDIO AUDIENCE.

00:29:01 THANKS A LOT. ROSEANNE, JUST HOW SERIOUS IS AN ANEURYSM?

00:31:35 JAIL. SO I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. IT'S JUST LIKE MY FATHER USED TO

00:34:17 USUALLY REAL GOOD. IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME SABOTAGE OF SOME SORT BY DISGRUNTLED

00:36:14 I SHALL STRIKE YOU! OKAY. AND WHO IS THIS PRETTY SNOW

00:38:06 WELL, MY NOSE TELLS ME IT'S GONNA SNOW TOMORROW. YOU SEE THE VEINS STICKING OUT?

00:41:33 DON'T HIT... DON'T HIT A PERSON! BUT BECAUSE MY LITTLE

00:43:39 REQUEST PERMISSION TO LAND RUNWAY 22 LEFT. OVER.

00:45:51 YOU'RE A REAL NICE PERSON. NOW, MELVIN, THE AIRPORT IS IN YOUR HANDS.

00:48:13 THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS TOUGH. WHAT EXACTLY GIVES YOU NERDS THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE GONNA

00:50:30 IT SEEMS THOSE GIANT LOBSTERS AS LARGE AS HELICOPTERS THAT WERE CREATED BY THE RUSSIAN SATELLITE

00:56:35 CONTACTS? NO. THEN I'LL START SEEING MYSELF IN

00:58:59 NO, REALLY. WHAT? I TOLD YOU, NOTHING! WHAT?!

01:02:28 I WANT TO LEAVE A WARNING TO THOSE YET UNBORN NOT TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES WE DID.

01:05:25 IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT JUST

01:06:51 GONNA BRING EMILY?