Saturday Night Live — S03E09 — Steve Martin/The Nitty Gritty Dirty Band

00:00:01 Announcer: WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT SO THAT NBC MAY PRESENT THE FOLLOWING SPECIAL

00:02:34 JOBS ARE A BASIC HUMAN NEED.

00:06:22 THIS WAS MY MONEY FOR THE... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, THAT HE WOULD ACTUALLY STEAL $50!

00:09:07 LANGUAGE... "I FORGOT!" HOW MANY TIMES DO WE LET

00:11:54 WHY, LOOK, IT'S PARK RANGER McCONNELL. WELL, PARK RANGER McCONNELL,

00:14:00 LEAVE A FOOTPRINT ABOUT, OH, THIS BIG? NO, NO, NO.

00:15:58 YEAH, I GUESS I WAS. YOU KNOW, IT GIVES ME THE CREEPS TO THINK THAT THAT BIGFOOT

00:19:11 BREASTS! HEY, WHO'S TO KNOW? OUT TO LUNCH!

00:22:24 THAT'S RIGHT. UNCLE KRABOSH! COME IN AND DATE WITH US.

00:25:33 SHE'S GOT ♪ ♪ IS HER MOTHER, AND SHE'S GONE A LOT ♪

00:31:06 PRESIDENT OF NBC. AS YOU KNOW, MR. SILVERMAN WAS THE PROGRAMMING WHIZ AT ABC, AND

00:33:24 PRESIDENT FOR A YEAR AND A DAY. LET'S LOOK AT THE RECORD, SHALL WE?

00:35:19 CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? IT WAS ABOUT THIS LONG. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE.

00:37:13 SOMETHING. IT'S LIKE MY FATHER USED TO SAY TO ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, TINY

00:41:18 I'VE BEEN ON THE NEWS, AND THERE WERE LITTLE PEOPLE THROWING EGGS AT ME.

00:47:11 ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF I CAN'T MAKE IT, I'LL SEND MY RABBIT.

00:48:47 HERE'S THE TOSS-UP QUESTION, WHICH WE ASKED OF 100 PEOPLE IN OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE.

00:50:40 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT.

00:52:23 LET'S MAKE SOME FAST MONEY! COME ON DOWN HERE! ALL RIGHT, BELDAR, I'M GONNA ASK

00:54:46 EMPIRE. I HAVE TO AGREE WITH MR. CARRUTHERS.

00:57:00 RIGHT HERE ON THIS SCREEN HERE AS THIS BLIP RIGHT HERE. AND THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO KNOW

00:59:27 WELL, HE DID A LOT OF THINGS FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT."

01:01:04 YES. IS HE HOME? NO.

01:06:01 GOODBYE.