Saturday Night Live — S03E08 — Mrs. Miskel Spillman/Elvis Costello and the Attractions

00:00:00 Announcer: "HOW THE GRINCH

00:01:57 LESS THAN A MINUTE, BUCK. 'CAUSE WE'RE... LIVE, FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"!

00:06:39 GET HIM ONTO THE STRETCHER, IF HE'S STILL IN ONE PIECE. YOU'VE CLEANED UP THE SCENE, AND

00:09:01 EXCEPT FOR OCCASIONALLY WHEN THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE, UH, WATCHING ME.

00:11:24 CLASSIC CHRISTMAS STORIES THAT ARE LOVED THE WORLD OVER, STORIES WHERE PEOPLE GIVE OF

00:13:58 OUR FIRST AND OUR LAST CHRISTMAS TOGETHER. I JUST KNEW WHERE I COULD GET

00:16:39 I COULD'VE BEEN WATCHING THE BALL GAME OR READING AT HOME! BUT, NOOOO!

00:22:03 ENJOY BEING PRIVATE CITIZENS. THIS STORY AND MORE ON "WEEKEND UPDATE," COMING UP

00:24:04 He might be. He took a magazine with him. I SEE.

00:27:24 200-YEAR-OLD LAW BARRING SEX BETWEEN UNMARRIED ADULTS, RULING THAT A FREE SOCIETY DEMANDS THE

00:29:23 THANK SANTA FOR BRINGING ME THIS, 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BRING US ANYTHING BECAUSE WE'RE

00:32:22 WHISPERING "SST" ABOUT IT? I HATE SECRETS! THEY KEEP SAYING SST MAKES A

00:35:08 NEW YEAR'S, GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN, BAND LEADER GUY LOMBARDO.

00:37:37 I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE EASY. BUT I THINK WE CAN SAVE RUSTY AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE.

00:40:19 FOR WHAT I TH... FOR WHAT THEY TOLD ME WAS RIGHT. I GAVE THEM FIVE YEARS.

00:42:51 AND NOW HERE'S AL AND TOM. THANK YOU.

00:45:41 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M VERY SORRY THIS HAD TO HAPPEN.

00:48:33 DID HE!

00:50:27 THIS IS E. BUZZ MILLER AND CHRISTY SAYING GOOD NIGHT! GOODBYE!

00:52:39 OKAY. I'M SORRY MY PARENTS ARE LIKE THIS, SHARON.

00:55:13 YOU FELL FOR IT, STUPID! WHAT ELSE DON'T YOU WANT? WELL...

00:57:50 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SING FOR IT. OH, MR. MIKE, YOU KNOW I

01:01:37 "RADIO, RADIO." ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. [INTRODUCTION TO "RADIO, RADIO"

01:05:36 HOLIDAYS!