Saturday Night Live — S03E07 — Mary Kay Place/Willie Nelson

00:00:00 Announcer: "GRIZZLY ADAMS SETS FIRE TO HIS HEAD" WILL NOT BE SEEN THIS WEEK SO THAT NBC

00:01:51 IT'S A STUPID OUTFIT. I HATE THIS WHOLE CHEERLEADER METAPHOR.

00:04:17 LARAINE! OKAY! JUMP TO THE LEFT, JUMP TO THE

00:07:43 IF HE WOULD ASK ROB IF HE WOULD EVEN CONSIDER GOING WITH ME TO THE LEADER COURSE SOCK HOP.

00:11:30 I'M YOUR HOST, JANE CURTIN. TONIGHT'S GUEST IS A HIGHLY REGARDED SPECIALIST ON DANGEROUS

00:13:25 IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING. OH, THAT'S REALLY AWFUL. YEAH, THE IRONY OF THIS IS

00:15:05 HAVE YOU EVER STOOD THERE AND BEEN LAUGHED AT BY A GROUP OF ANTS?

00:17:16 WE'RE WONDERING WHEN WE'RE GONNA EAT. ISN'T HE ADORABLE?

00:19:24 YAHOO! WHAT A GREAT IDEA TO PERK UP OUR MARRIAGE! VERY GOOD, GIRLS. VERY GOOD.

00:26:01 AGAIN ♪ ♪ IN A LAND THAT KNOWS NO PARTING ♪

00:28:20 THE TV PROGRAM HAD BEEN CANCELED IN THE LATE 1950s DUE TO OBJECTIONS FROM BLACK-PRESSURE

00:30:21 HE SAYS HE CAN CATCH THE EXPRESSIONS ON VIDEOTAPE, AND CONSEQUENTLY, CATCH A LIAR IN

00:32:30 THERE IS NO SMALL AGREEMENT AMONG EDUCATORS THAT TELEVISION HAS REPLACED THE PRINTED WORD

00:34:44 Announcer: NEW YORK CITY, 1961. SOARING UNEMPLOYMENT, PLUNGING

00:36:48 BALL?" SIGNED, THE PRINCE OF FRANCE! I CAN'T!

00:38:35 DO I LOOK ALL RIGHT? OH, BUT, FATHER, I LOVE HER, EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T MARRY HER

00:40:34 HEY, COME ON, LET'S GO SEE SUSIE IN HER OPENING NIGHT! YEAH, AND DINNER HERE AT THE

00:50:12 SIZE OF AN AMOEBA ♪ ♪ THEN MAYBE HE WOULD TAKE A LOOK AT ME ♪

00:54:04 ABOUT, SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT ♪ ♪ SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT IN YOU ♪

00:56:33 BOY, AM I STARVED. LARRY, WELL, WE'RE HAVING YOUR FAVORITE.

00:58:16 YEAH. YOU KNOW, JUDAISM PREDATES CHRISTIANITY.

01:00:08 HEY, HOW CAN IT BE THE EVERLASTING LIGHT IF IT WENT OUT?

01:02:19 MIRACLE WITH THE LIGHT... IT'S A HOLY DAY. AND I SAY THE HOLY DAY SHOULD BE

01:06:18 DON PARDO, SAYING GOOD NIGHT.