Saturday Night Live — S03E05 — Ray Charles and the Raylettes

00:00:00 THE ENTIRE THING ON CASSETTE IN THE PHILIPPINES. THEY DID A LOT OF WORK ON THEM.

00:02:01 OKAY. HOW ABOUT HITTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"?

00:05:15 BUT IF HE WERE HERE TONIGHT, I AM SURE THAT HE WOULD LEAD OFF THIS SHOW WITH SOMETHING LIKE

00:10:15 ♪ THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH ♪ GOOD EVENING. THROUGHOUT MY CAMPAIGN FOR

00:12:39 SING FOR US, BABY? OF COURSE.

00:15:43 AND HE SAID, "NOT ANYMORE." SIT DOWN, DEBBIE.

00:18:23 I DID SOMETHING TODAY, THOUGH, THAT I COULD NEVER HAVE DONE IN LOS ANGELES.

00:20:15 THE BLUES? I DON'T KNOW. BUT UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES,

00:22:03 BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, TOM. MY BLINDNESS HAS MADE ME MUCH

00:24:01 UP CALLED "THE WEEKEND AT THE WORLD'S FAIR." MAN, THEY GONNA SELL THEM

00:25:59 ♪ HE-E-E-E-Y ♪ ♪ WHAT DID I SAY? ♪ YEAH!

00:28:55 ♪ GONNA SEND YOU TO ARKANSAS ♪ ♪ BABY, OH, YOU WON'T DO RIGHT ♪ ♪ GIRL, YOU KNOW YOU WON'T DO

00:32:59 UNDERGO A PAINFUL SERIES OF RABIES SHOTS. SO, IF YOUR HUSBAND LOOKS LIKE

00:34:43 GET OUT HERE. I MEAN IT. THE FILM IS DIRECTED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG, THE GUY WHO

00:36:10 I'M SORRY. GO SEE THE MOVIE. IT'S PROBABLY TERRIFIC.

00:38:21 MR. MARCUS BELGRAVE.

00:42:48 NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE ♪ ♪ HIT THE ROAD, JACK ♪

00:47:22 EPISODE, RIGHT? "SPACE"... AS THOUGH YOU DIDN'T KNOW.

00:49:17 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THEY GO, "WE DON'T CARE WHERE YOU'RE FROM.

00:52:14 MORE OF THE IMPORTANT PROCEDURAL STUFF, AND I FIND I'M A BETTER SURGEON FOR IT.

00:54:59 IT'S A BLACKOUT! IT IS? YEAH! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

00:59:44 WILLOW ♪ ♪ IS LAUGHIN' AT ME ♪ ♪ SHE SAID, OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL

01:03:34 WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT OUT OF ALL THE AWARDS THAT I RECEIVED, I GOT TO TELL YOU.

01:06:40 Y'ALL... ♪