Saturday Night Live — S03E03 — Hugh Hefner/Libby Titus

00:00:00 HI! UH... OUR UNABASHED DICTIONARY DEFINES

00:03:52 AND IT TOOK SOMETHING MORE... A KIND OF FAITH, A BELIEF IN... SOMETHING GREATER THAN ONESELF,

00:08:23 CAPTION MACHO, THE ENEMY SHIP IS WITHIN FIRING RANGE. ALL RIGHT, SET ROCKETS FOR

00:12:36 ♪ A CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE SAID YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME ♪ ♪ I KEPT A WATCH ON THE PHONE,

00:17:16 YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE WITHOUT A WARRANT! ALL RIGHT.

00:20:05 MALE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE TERRITORIES AND THEIR GEOMETRIC VARIANCE USING YOU AND YOUR

00:21:59 BE OUR NIGHT. NO ONE IS GONNA DISTURB US, NOT EVEN IF THE PRESIDENT OF THE

00:24:13 WAGNER OFTEN WRITES MUSIC WHICH SEEMS TO EVOKE A SORT OF SUGGESTIVENESS OF PLACE, OF

00:26:17 DIRTY KRAUT! YOU DIRTY KRAUT!

00:29:17 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" IS PRODUCED EVERY SATURDAY EVENING. CHROMA-KEY AREA.

00:32:10 BARS. THE CALHOUN NATIONAL BANK IN GEORGIA HAS CONSTRUCTED A NEW

00:34:48 HOWEVER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT WAS CENSORED BY PURITANICAL

00:37:49 WELCOME TO "3 R's," THE PROGRAM THAT IS FUNDED BY THE NEW YORK STATE BOARD OF REGENTS AND EVERY

00:39:45 SURE, ALL THE TIME. ALL THE TIME. YEAH, SURE, THEY CALL HER NAMES,

00:42:33 I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A MUCH MORE LIBERAL, MORE PERMISSIVE ATTITUDE AND LIFESTYLES, AND

00:45:24 AFTERSHAVE LOTION THAT IS RIGHT FOR HIM? AHH, I SEE, I SEE.

00:48:07 EVERYBODY, THINK OF A WORD. ALL RIGHT, HAVE YOU GOT IT? HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE THINKING

00:49:45 OUT A LITTLE BIT. NOW GO AHEAD... PICK A CARD. HEY, NOW, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH

00:51:27 FOR THAT, I'M GONNA BRING BACK MR. JOHN HOLSE. JOHN?

00:54:59 ♪ WE KNOW WE BELONG TO THE LAND ♪ ♪ AND THE LAND WE BELONG TO

00:59:58 LIGHTS DOWN LOW ♪ ♪ HEY, NOW, HEAR WHAT I SAY ♪

01:02:31 BUNNY TRAIN. HE'S GOT HIS OWN NUCLEAR-POWERED BUNNY SUB, IN FACT.

01:04:03 NOW, I THINK THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS LISTEN TO LITTLE STORIES ABOUT HUGH HEFNER!

01:05:58 GOOD NIGHT.