Saturday Night Live — S03E02 — Madeline Kahn/Taj Mahal

00:00:12 Announcer: HOWEVER, SOME OF THE NAMES AND EVENTS HAVE BEEN

00:03:58 DON'T LIKE TO DO IN LIFE, ALTHOUGH IN LIFE EVERY MOMENT IS, IN FACT, UNKNOWN.

00:06:47 MAIDENS, WHO IS CHOSEN BY THE GODS TO RECEIVE AND SING THE GOLDEN NOTE.

00:10:45 HOME TO DECIDE. THE LUCKY WINNER WILL BE FLOWN TO NEW YORK, PUT UP AT THE SWANK

00:13:18 I AM THE PARTY. BUT THAT IS WHAT IT IS. GOD, IT'S TRUE.

00:15:51 "WHAT IS IT LIKE?" I HAVE LEARNED MANY THINGS IN LIFE.

00:22:24 WERE BEAUTIFUL.

00:25:04 DEVELOPS. "DAN." IN HIS ADDRESS TO THE

00:27:37 A MEDICAL RESEARCH TEAM AT MOUNT SINAI HOSPITAL HAS PUT TO REST THAT OLD ADAGE "FEED A

00:30:07 THE APPLAUSE LIGHT. COULD YOU HIT IT? HIT THE LIGHT.

00:31:44 LISTEN TO... DONNY. HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S BEEN THROUGH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN

00:34:04 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS IN THE ARMY, THERE WAS A GUY IN OUR OUTFIT... A QUIET, LITTLE GUY

00:37:04 FALTER ♪ ♪ AND IT DOESN'T HELP TO PRAY ♪ ♪ YOU CAN BARELY SEE THE

00:40:48 DISCRIMINATION. I KNOW MY SUBJECT. I'M A DEBATER.

00:42:56 CONGRATULATIONS, MR. BAKER. THANKS. AND I WAS GONNA SAY ODD.

00:47:01 DO YOU PUT IT ON YOU OR IN YOU? I GUESS SO.

00:50:27 HAH! IS THERE NO ONE IN ROME WHO CAN

00:52:50 AND I'M A WORLD SUPERSTAR. AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL. THERE ARE OTHER LITTLE THINGS

00:54:32 I'M SORRY. I DON'T MEAN TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

00:56:12 GIRL WHO COULD DO WITH SOMETHING HOT INSIDE YOU. OH, HO HO.

00:58:22 RIGHT. AND HE SAID THAT HE'D RATHER BE PATTY BECAUSE OF HER GROWING UP

01:00:44 REALLY? YES. MOSTLY IT HAPPENS WHEN I'M

01:03:16 I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE... I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE REALLY HATE EACH OTHER.

01:06:12 GOOD NIGHT.