Saturday Night Live — S03E01 — Steve Martin/Jackson Browne

00:00:04 YOU... YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. AND I'M GONNA MISS YOU. YOU KNOW, IN A WAY I FEEL IT'S

00:04:40 "SATURDAY NIGHT." I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING...

00:07:01 THIS, GO AROUND THE LITTLE PAWS OR A BIG ONE THAT HOOKS ONTO MY ARM AND THEN HOOKS TO THE CAT.

00:09:26 PERFECT! YOU MAY NEVER HAVE TO PERFORM

00:11:56 WELL, YOU TWO LOOK LIKE SOME FOXY AMERICAN GIRLS WHO ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE AND WHO ENJOY HAVING

00:14:35 NEVER LIVED IN A COMMUNIST BLOC COUNTRY. SO GET OUT OF OUR WAYS!

00:17:53 ♪ RUNNING BLIND ♪ ♪ RUNNING ON ♪ ♪ RUNNING INTO THE SUN,

00:22:46 BUT MY TRIP WAS MARRED BY A SOMBER EVENT, JANE... THE OBSERVANCE OF THE FIRST

00:25:02 JACQUELINE BISSET LOOKS GREAT." WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN I THINK OF MYSELF, I THINK OF A GUY WITH NO

00:26:47 IT. THIS IS BILL MURRAY FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE" THROWING OVER

00:29:58 INDEED, AND THIS YEAR FOUND ME SOUTH OF THE BORDER IN BEAUTIFUL DURANGO, MEXICO, WHICH IS

00:32:20 ROBERTO CLEMENTE. MORE ON THAT STORY WHEN WE GET SOME OF THE FACTS.

00:34:36 IRRELEVANT LINE OF QUESTIONING. YOUR HONOR, WHAT MY DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUE DOES NOT

00:36:33 McMACK. GREAT JOB. HEY, THANKS.

00:38:51 HEY, FATHER, WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

00:41:10 SMOKING OR NON-SMOKING? SMOKING. OKAY.

00:43:03 RADIO-DISPATCH CHECKER CAB THAT WILL WHISK THEM TO CROSSTOWN MOTOR INN, LOCATED IN THE HEART

00:45:20 ROY ORBISON, EVERYBODY THINKS OF TWO THINGS... HE ALWAYS STOOD PERFECTLY STILL WHEN HE SANG,

00:47:41 I MEAN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME. THEY'RE MY OWN PERSONAL

00:52:10 LET'S HAVE A HAND FOR JANE CURTIN. ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL?

00:54:56 ♪ ONCE THERE WAS A SILLY OLD RAM ♪ ♪ THOUGHT HE'D PUNCH A HOLE IN A

00:57:57 GENTLEMEN? THAT WAS WONDERFUL. THANK YOU, BOYS.

01:02:29 EVENING STROLLS THE PRETENDER ♪ ♪ HE KNOWS THAT ALL HIS HOPES AND DREAMS BEGIN AND END THERE ♪

01:07:43 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.