Saturday Night Live — S02E22 — Buck Henry/Kenny Vance, Jennifer Warnes

00:00:00 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. I MEAN, I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT

00:02:39 YEAH, WELL, IF YOU WANT TO DO TELEVISION, YOU BETTER LEARN TO TAKE IT, CUPCAKE.

00:06:31 THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HELEN HAYES! HELEN HAYES!

00:09:32 WELL, FORGET IT! SHUT UP AND LET US WORK. 21, 22, 23...

00:11:32 HERE IN A LINE. WE'RE GONNA VOTE ON THIS. JUST APPLAUSE, NO CHEERS.

00:14:08 ♪ BUT WITH A LOVER, I COULD ROLL MY HEAD BACK ♪ ♪ I COULD REALLY LAUGH,

00:19:24 CESAR ROMERO. ALTHOUGH WE ARE A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT WHO IS WHO.

00:21:40 NO. OKAY. HOW ABOUT YOU, OVER THERE?

00:23:37 LET'S SEE YOUR KEYS, BOYS. WHOEVER'S DRIVING THE VOLARE MUST BE SERGIO FRANCHI.

00:26:29 THAT THERE IS A FIFTH FACE ON THE NATIONAL MONUMENT MOUNT RUSHMORE.

00:29:19 AGING MOTHER, LILLIAN. AND NOW WITH TONIGHT'S COMMENTARY IS EMILY LITELLA.

00:32:10 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. WE COULD HAVE SAT IN THE BACK.

00:34:04 BUT YOU'RE JUST A BUSBOY. AH, GIVE THE KID A CHANCE. YEAH, HE'S REAL GOOD.

00:37:03 THROUGH A CWOWDED THEATER OR BWEAK WIGHT BULBS WITH THAT WICH, WICH TWEAT.

00:39:07 EVERY NIGHT, WHENEVER I WANTED, I WAS MARRIED TO IT. I HAD HER.

00:41:52 GIANT CHICKEN. THE CHICKEN IMPATIENTLY WAITS OUTSIDE.

00:44:31 PURE-HEARTED STATE POULTRY INSPECTOR. THE MAIN THRUST OF THE BALLET

00:49:10 NEW FALL SHOWS. RHODA GOT DIVORCED, YOU KNOW? EVERYTHING'S CHANGED.

00:51:53 I KNOW, MAN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A DONATION?

00:54:30 AND NOW ONCE AGAIN HERE'S JOAN ARMATRADING.

00:59:08 THAT VAN LOOKS LIKE THE KING-OF-THE-WORLD'S HOME. DON'T GIVE ME NONE OF THAT

01:01:16 EXPRESSING OPINIONS SO NOBODY CAN SAY I WAS GETTING ON HIM. NOBODY'S GONNA SAY ANYTHING.

01:03:35 BIRTH CERTIFICATE. BARBRA STREISAND JOHNSON. HUH!

01:06:27 GOOD NIGHT.