Saturday Night Live — S02E21 — Shelley Duvall/Joan Armatrading

00:00:03 OKAY, YOU IRISH FILTH, TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. YOU'LL GET

00:04:13 YOU'D THINK, "WOW! THREE TIMES IN A LIFETIME!" AND FOUR WOULD BE RIGHT OUT OF

00:06:44 ROLLING. WE SHALL HAVE SEVERAL FUND-RAISING EVENTS LATER ON.

00:10:13 SUPER TO SEE YOU, MM-HMM. YOU'RE WELCOME. HAVE A NICE DAY. GOOD EVE...

00:12:48 COME OUT. AND I CAN REMEMBER HIM ADJUSTING THE LEFT ONE TO GET MORE HOT

00:14:28 PERSONAL INTEREST, AS WE HAVE TO TALK FOR 20 HOURS TOGETHER... DID YOU, IN FACT... WERE YOU, IN

00:17:01 A LITTLE DOG CALLED CHECKERS. NOW, THIS IS ALL WE RECEIVED

00:21:36 THE GIRL'S BODY LANGUAGE SAYS THAT SHE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING THAT EVENING APART FROM WATCHING

00:24:37 HER DUTIES YESTERDAY BY A CALIFORNIA JUDGE, PENDING A COURT HEARING NEXT MONTH.

00:26:59 BUT FIRST YOUR MIND WANDERS, AND IMAGES OF SUNNY SUNDAYS AND BREAKFAST WITH MOM AND DAD,

00:28:57 ARE YOU GONNA DO IT AGAIN?! NO! THIS IS BILL MURRAY FOR

00:31:57 OH, I'M SORRY, MISS CURTIN. I'M JUST NOT MYSELF. I'M QUITE PREOCCUPIED.

00:35:08 THE ENGLISHMAN HAS HAD 24 PROFESSIONAL CONTESTS, OF WHICH HE'S WON 20, HAD 3 DEFEATS, AND

00:36:34 I CAN'T STAND JOKES LIKE THAT." OHH. I DON'T THINK THAT ONE HURT

00:38:02 OH, THERE'S THE BELL. THAT'S A BRIEF REST, BUT AT LEAST... I DON'T THINK RAY KNOWS

00:39:41 HEAVY WIT CONTEST. THE WORLD HEAVY WIT TITLE RETAINED BY AMERICA HERE.

00:44:30 MY MACHINE UP INTO THE AIR TO DEFEND OUR GREAT UNITED KINGDOM FROM THE BRUTAL ONSLAUGHT OF THE

00:47:14 DID A SMASHING JOB. FOR EVERY ONE OF US, 20 OF THE LUFTWAFFE WOULD COME SCREAMING

00:49:28 YOU CAN DO IT! COME TO HERE. COME HERE, RODNEY!

00:54:48 FORESKIN VIEW MT. EVEREST TIN TRAY LOBOTOMY IN ENGLAND? UM, SADDLEBACK, SADDLEBACK.

00:57:03 OH, YES, IT'S A COLT .38 POLICE SPECIAL WITH A 6-OUNCE TRIGGER PULL AND MERCURY-WAD

00:58:54 NEW YORK ON SCHEDULE. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. WE'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE.

01:03:33 MURRAY WILL NOW CHUG-A-LUG THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF A QUART BOTTLE OF GRAPE JUICE.

01:06:14 GOODBYE.