Saturday Night Live — S02E20 — Eric Idle/Neil Innes

00:00:01 COLONEL VARBODIMNIKOV, WE JUST RAN IN RIGHT FROM THE AFFILIATES DINNER, SO PERHAPS

00:02:14 THE NIGHT BEFORE THE S.A.L.T. TALKS. WELL, I'M SURE PROGRAMMING

00:05:43 I'D LIKE TO RE-INTRODUCE A DANCE SONG THAT WAS THE RAGE A LONG TIME AGO, AND IT'S ALMOST

00:08:41 WELL, OKAY, YOU WANTED A PHONE INSTALLED ON THE PREMISES? CORRECT.

00:11:20 HUMAN. IT IS MERKON.

00:13:34 PIZZA? PIZZA... YES, STARCH DISKS WITH VEGETABLE MATTER AND MOLTEN

00:17:38 ♪ AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S COMING FROM ♪ ♪ BUT I WANT TO KISS YOU TILL MY

00:20:09 AS WELL, YOU KNOW? ALSO, BY THE WAY, CRAIG, AT THE GALLERY, WE PIPE IN MUSIC THAT

00:22:13 NO, CRAIG. THIS IS A BAR FOR MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE TIRED OF THE SINGLES

00:24:33 AND WE SEE TO IT THAT THE NAME IS NOT PRINTED IN THE PAPER. VERY OFTEN, TO BE KNOWN AS A

00:27:17 REVULSION. NOW, SUDDENLY, THE TUMESCENT CROWD AND THE IRRESISTIBLE AREA

00:29:46 PET. TRAGEDY STRUCK THE WORLD OF SHOW BUSINESS THIS WEEK WHEN TV

00:32:27 SHOWERS ARE LIKE THIS. SEE? OR SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WEAR A

00:34:23 'CAUSE, NO, THEY WON'T EAT THE COWS. NO.

00:36:42 MINNEHONKA SUMMER IS A FUN SUMMER. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE HERE FOR.

00:38:32 TERRIFIC... UH-OH!

00:40:25 THE MOSQUITOS HAVE LICENSE PLATES, AND I MEAN THAT. SERIOUSLY, THE DEERFLIES HAVE

00:43:14 HEY, JOAN, DO YOU THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE A BLACK ONE NOW? I MEAN, DO YOU MIND IF I POKE

00:49:11 I'M GOOD FOR IT. DON'T PRESS ME. I GOT A 24-HOUR BANK CARD RIGHT

00:50:55 YOU HAVE ANSWERED CORRECTLY. YOU NOW QUALIFY FOR THE OPTIONAL GENIUS TEST."

00:53:10 IT'S REALLY BROUGHT US A LOT OF BUSINESS. THAT WAS REALLY A GOOD THING.

00:55:11 HORSE. OH, SHELLY. YOU SEE, WE'RE A LITTLE NEW AT

01:02:57 THEY'LL BE NO MONEY AT ALL. WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS FILMED MESSAGE.

01:06:18 GOODBYE!